Conquerors

15. Forest Mayhem

*When they were in the forest...

Jam: "Are you sure that you know where we're going?" *Jam questions as he sees nothing but trees.

Joaquin: "Well, this was the direction that we were going before."

Janine: "..."

Justin B: "Oh there it is!" *He says as he points to the water-flowing river that was nearby.

Joaquin: "And there are the fruits!" *He says as he points to the fruits on the trees that were on the other side of the river.

Jam: "It looks more like a jungle over there though." *He adds as he sees all the vines.

Miedjel: "Oo nga, so weird."

Jam: "Alright guys, let's prepare fo...

Janine: "Bear!" *She exclaims as she sees a bear running towards their direction.

Elrik: "Got it!" He exclaims as he shoots the bear with one shot.

Bear: *Makes bear crying sounds as it burns in flames.

Janine: "Puta, kawawa naman ung bear."

Jam: "Better him than us dude." *He says as the bear fades away into dust.

Janine: "Eh what if it's a her?" *She asks sarcastically.

Jam: "Edi better her than us, tangina."

Justin B: "That gun is so epic though. I never knew that it could put things into flames like that."

Elrik: "I actually never knew that it could do that too. Lol. It was my first time shooting that gun."

Miedjel: "His weapon's name is "Gun of Fire" after all. At least, that's what Amara told me."

Jam: "Well you better be careful whenever you use it. One mistake and you could start a forest fire."

Elrik: "Yeah."

Jam: "Anyway, let's start gathering some food now. Miedjel, blow the fruits from the trees with your fan while Janine and Joaquin will get the fruits on the floor. Meanwhile, Justin B and I will try to get fish somehow. Elrik, just stay at your guard and protect us."

Elrik: "Yes sir."

Justin B: "How will we get the fish without materials though?" *He asks.

Jam: "That's for us to find out. Anyway, let's get started."

*When everyone was where they were supposed to be...

*Meanwhile with the fruit gatherers...

Miedjel: "Hwaaah!" *She says as she blows the fruits out of the trees and the fruits fall off.

Joaquin: "Ow Fuck!" *He says as an orange hits his head.

Miedjel: "I think it'd be best if you don't stay near the trees when I blow the fruits off."

Joaquin: "Yeah." *He says as he gets the orange from the floor.

Janine: "Haha, kawawa si Joaquin." 

Miedjel: "Wow, the fruits grow fast." *She says as she sees more fruits growing after they just fell.

Janine: "Ang cool."

*Meanwhile with fish catchers...

Elrik: *Uses his gun to shoot several times because of the outrageous number of bears. [Damn it, where are all these bears coming from?]

Jam: "Elrik! Behind you!" *He exclaims as he sees a bear running towards him from behind.

Elrik: "Woo!" *He exclaims in a high-pitched voice as he shoots the bear that was behind him. "That was too close."

Jam: "Don't let your guard down."

Justin B: "Uhh, mind helping me get this fish?" *He interrupts.

Jam: "Yeah, I was just warning Elrik." *He says as he swims to the fish and attempts to catch it with his hands but bumps Justin B instead.

Justin B: "Ow shit! Ugh, I give up. I'm so desperate. Elrik can you shoot the fucking fish?"

Elrik: "I'm kinda busy here." *He says as there were three bears charging towards him in different directions but he shoots them all within one second.

Justin B: "Cool." *He says as he is amazed by what he saw Elrik did.

Jam: "This is useless. We have to look for anything that could help us catch these little shits. Let's  just search the forest damnit."

Justin B: "Finally! Thank you! We'll need protection though."

Jam: "Hey Elrik, could you help us explore this forest?"

Elrik: "Yeah sure." *He says as he shoots the last bear that he saw.

Jam: "Hey Miedjel! We're gonna look for something that could catch a fish in the forest, okay?" *He says as the three boys leave the scene.

Miedjel: "Yeah okay." *She says as she swings her fan to the fruits again.

Joaquin: "Ow fuck! Damn it Miedjel, I was still getting some fruits!" *He exclaimed as another orange hit his head.

Miedjel: "Oh sorry, I wasn't looking."

Janine: "Haha, kawawa talaga si Joaquin eh." 

Joaquin: "How the fuck are you not getting hit on the head by fruits?" *He questions Janine.

Janine: "Maybe I'm just lucky. Hahaha." *She says as she trips on an apple and bumps a tree filled with vines. "Ay putangina!" *She exclaims.

Joaquin: "..."

Miedjel: "What the fuck is happening to Janine?!" *She says as a great light from the sky shines on Janine. 

Janine: "Fuck, ano to?!" *She says as  the vines entangle Janine as if they were devouring her.

*Meanwhile, with the fish catchers...

Elrik: "Eat shit bears!" *He says as he shoots the bears.

Jam: "Hey what's that?!" *He exclaims as the three boys look at the shining light by the direction of the fruit gatherers. "We better head back to them!" *He exclaims as he runs back to them.

Justin B: "Ugh, but we just got here. Let's go Elrik." *He say as he follows Jam.

Elrik: "Wait Justin B!"*He says as he grabs hold of Justin B's arm. "I can see something over there."

... 

Justin B: "An axe!" *He exclaims as he ran to it.

...

But the unexpected happened...

...

The axe "ran" to him...

...

...and chopped him.

...

No trace of Justin B was left.

Elrik: "..."

...

Elrik: "Justin B?!" *He exclaimed as he saw nothing but trees. "Fuck you!" *He exclaims as he attempts to shoot the axe, but the axe falls, and Elrik hits a tree instead...