fucking modern baseball man. you need to lsiten to this goddamn band its ridiculous how relatable this piece of shit band is
Please listen to their album "You're Gonna Miss it All" it's downright amazing i would die for this stupid band.
They're probably unproblematic and there is no stupid fucking "fandom" for them which is just the best news. Sadly, there are bunch of obnoxious people in the youtube comments being all fake deep.
Someone used an XD face in the comments of their album "Sports" i want death
let's review some of these comments
First time I listened to this in a while And it made me emotional as fuck :-/
- Trent Gregory
Comments: this really got me thinking. Why did Trent take the time to capitalize the word "And", how old is he? Has he gone his whole academic life capitalizing the word "And"? On his college application, did he capitalize the word "And" every time he used it? If I reply to Trent saying "Why did you capitalize 'And'", what would he say? Would he be shocked? Would he continue capitalizing the word "And"? Would I be doing him a favor? Is it better to leave him in his blissful state of ignorance? Or can I even call it that? Is it a burden? Is having to take the time to capitalize "And" in every sentence you type, you write, is it a burden? Does he carry the weight of being unique, a true individual in this society were it is frowned upon to capitalize "And" in the middle of a sentence, does it keep him awake at night? I hope Trent has a good life and that he figures it out. I rate this comment 9/10
ok. so. story time. you don't have to read this and i really don't want you to bc its pretty pathetic. there was this boy named Jordan who i met in 5th grade summer(i actually don't remember, but i think this was it.) he and i both tried out for cheer and no he was not gay. i was only 10-11 so i didn't really think much of him, partially bc i didn't know him that well but also bc i was 10. by the way he was in 6th grade at the time and was like 12 or something. anyway we both mad it on the team and our parents became close friends. next year when i was in 6th grade and he was in 7th, we became closer friends and we started texting or usually kiking. that year i began to "like" him. not a lot at the beginning, but by the end of the year i was crazy about him but of course he didn't know. i think. in the middle of that year, he began dating a girl named Laura who wore black and never talked to alot of people. i dint see what he liked in her. me and Laura were in the same art class that year so i thought i might as well get to know her. i tried really hard to not like her but she was so nice and i couldn't. me and Jordan kept texting and we began to text a lot. like, A LOT a lot. we eventually became almost best friends because we had so much in common, same music interests, sense of humor blah da da, and he told me everything about him, ani him. we both had depression and most of the time we spent talking about stupid stuff like why orange is a color and banana is not, but other times we would talk about if there was a god and the meaning of life and how we wanted to drive around the city at 3 a.m and everything that has ever existed could get burnt by the sun or explode or do something else super dramatic. he was so perfect and i loved him. i was so lucky to love him. him and laura broke up and i didn't want to be his "rebound" even if we had known each other for three years. he spent a very long time after that trying to show me me he liked me but i thought i was unloveable so i ignored his signs and treated him like a friend but he would not stop trying to tell me he loved me. i mean, when we texted i told him i love him and he told me he loves me but i never thought he actually meant it. he asked me out a few times but i never said yes bc i knew he was going to hurt me, and i was right. 7th grade summer, he moved to a different state and i never saw him again. i couldn't text him bc i lost my phone and when i found it i had already gotten a new one and had forgotten the passcode. i hadn't memorized his number or kik. he is in some high school with hundreds of other girls and has probably forgotten about me. so now i sit by myself, listening to our songs, thinking about him and knowing i will never be part of his life again. in case you wanted to know this was one of our songs. he asked me to listen to it and the first time i did i thought "shit." because knowing he loved me only make me love him more. hetoleme the first time he knew he loved me was when i was in the backseat of his parents car, on the way to cheer, playing guitar hero and i was absolutely awful, so he helped me by putting his hand over mine to push the colored buttons and we looked at each other and just looked at each other for a second. we obviously lost the game and he played for the rest of the ride . ok this is way to long so i'm going to stop now. if you read this whole thing thanks, your a trooper. oh i totally forgot to introduce myself, im mary. have a lovely day.
- Mary Shaw
Comments: I really like the use of the word "hetoleme" and her transitions, such as "bc" and "in case you were wondering". Also, why would you begin a story with you don't have to read this and i really don't want you to bc its pretty pathetic. Why would you even post it in the first place, why would you take the time to write this painstakingly long story about the time you rejected a boy multiple times even though you wanted to date him purely because you didn't want to be labeled as a "rebound". Why didn't you try harder to contact him or keep in touch if you were so in love with him, after all you did mention that your parents were chums and all, for really no reason, why couldn't your mom ask his mom for his number? Is that a straight people thing? Can girls not ask guys for numbers? Will you be shunned? If you don't have your dad's number, will you never get it? Straight people please explain. I rate this comment 3/10
Whatever forever
- Roula Ziyad
whatever forever
- Samantha Parkhurst
Comments: Why did Roula, who quoted this truly individual and unique lyric from this amazing song, get only 3 thumbs up while Samantha, who posted it after Roula, got 22? Is it because it's in lowercase? Is it because Samantha looks edgy in her profile picture? I rate these comments 7/10
whatever forever
- Bill Poleman
Comments: Oh SHIT! Bill posted this an ENTIRE YEAR ago and he got 7 thumbs up! This disproves the profile picture theory, seeing as Bill got more than Roula, even though he did not have a profile picture (might I add that Roula does not have a profile picture, either)- but this does seem to prove my lowercase theory to be partially correct. Whereas both Samantha and Bill got 2< thumbs up on their comments, "whatever forever", Roula, who commented "Whatever forever" got only 2 thumbs up on their comment. In conclusion, the people like lowercase. it's fucking edgy. i rate this comment 9/10
a/n (this whole book is just one huge fucking authors note but anyways) it's nearly 2 am and I don't know why I did this. I think it's because I just snagged the url @/modernbaseball on tumbles so suck my nonexistent dick. thanks for reading ill post more quality content soon psps if u talk to me about modern baseball i'll literally do anything u want
