Laugh Your Socks Off Joke Book

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

1) Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

2) Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight.

3) Yo mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

4) Yo mama so fat, when she asked to sleep on a water bed they threw a blanket over the Indian Ocean.

5) Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

6) Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.

7)  Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

8) Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number!"

9) Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide.

10) Your Mama so fat that when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the "sky was falling".