Laugh Your Socks Off Joke Book

Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes

1) Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

2) Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

3) Yo momma so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can't get to work on time.

4) Yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral.

5) Yo mama so lazy her constant quandary is "should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie down and do nothing?"

6) Yo momma so fat and lazy the only pull-ups she does is in the Drive-Thru.

7) Yo momma so lazy the only thing she gets excited about is cancelled plans.

8) Yo mama so lazy her patron is a sloth.

9) Yo mama so lazy she won the Netflix marathon.

10) Yo mamma so lazy she lets serious shit slide......down her leg and into her slippers.