Because I'm A Cat

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I'm a kitty-cat;

I like to fall off of the

Refrigerator

And destroy your floor.

That is my job as a cat:

To destroy your floor.

That is what I do.

You need clarification?

Sorry, I will not.

Because you are a

complete and total dumb-***.

Would you like a prize?

Uncalled for? I

Will break your floor again... And again

Because I'm a cat.

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