I spend my days doing nothing
Just letting the time go by
It matters not where or how
Why? Because I'm a potato
I hide away inside my home
Away from sunlight and rain
Never seeing the light of day
Why? Because I'm a potato
My food always comes to me
Farmers, butchers, they feed me
I just suck it all in
Why? Because I'm a potato
Do you need more proof?
I'm seedless; I have eyes and skin
Like I've told you,
I'M A FRICKIN' POTATO
