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Some facts about me that are helpful

Here are some facts about me that I thought will be helpful for you and I will list thing that will make me mad so you know what to not say or do if you don't want me getting mad

1. I am a guy that won't flirt or talk to a girl, only if she will talk to me first cause I don't know how to start a conversation with a girl

2. I have a cousin Jake, he lives somewhere and he is one year older than me and he looks so like me, some people say (okay all people that don't know me and him) that we look like twins, and no we are not , he is blond with brown eyes and tan skin and I have brown hair, blue eyes and pale skin, and we have different body's, .......that's not weird

3. If you ever hurt, call names, or make my family , or online family sad or mad, don't talk to me ever again, cause I won't be so nice anymore

4. On my dad's side of family, everyone are strong and they are nerds and peaceful people , and they never lie, on my mums(adopted mum) side of family, people tend to hate working and are not so smart, and they can lie a lot (no wonder my adopted mum is like that ) I am mostly on my dad's side, maybe 1/8 on my mums cause I lied I think 3 or 4 times to some people I know , my sister Vicky is tottaly on my dads side, my sister Anna is so on my mums side and because my uncle John is my dad's brother then that's means that my cousins Summer, Elizabeth and Henry are also on my dad's side, which I can tell is true , cause they never lied to anyone

5. I have to say that I had 3 relationships before and they all ended not because of me .
Elise dumped me because she wanted to be single
Sara dumped me because she wanted to go and live in Paris
Elsa-beth(what a name) dumped me because I was too girly for her
So yeah, I was dumped 3 times, laugh all you want

6. In my second year in high school, I didn't even know it for a long time, but people in my class thought I was gay, I have no idea where the hell you see me for a gay, but I swear I am not gay, when I actually found out about it, it was the time when one girl came up to me and asked me, which dress she should buy, and then I asked her, why is she asking me, and then she told me about it and I told her I am not, so she freaking smirked at me and started to flirt with me, and I just walked away, and the reason they where calling me that, as I heard from someone, is because I liked to hang around with girls, and I sometimes act like girls, but I don't thing it's true , the first part is true, cause I hang around with Annabelle and Elisabeth, cause they are in my age, but I also hang around Eugene (yep that's right) and Henry.

7. I am not a guy that will go on a sport, cause nope, sorry but nope, my only thing that I do to exorcise is go to gym with all the running things and stuff, and all the lifting stuff, but I am a nerd 90% of the time.........I just realised why girls find me atractive.......I need to end my life someday

8. My name is Jack Ethan Lee (surname), I am 17 years old, I have two sisters , Vicky (Victoria) and Anna, and I share my life also with cousins next door which are, Elizabeth, Henry and Summer, I have brown hair and blue eyes, also I and pale, I have always messy hair, I like to read and draw, I don't really like to write cause I am bad at it, I won 3rd place in drawing competition, but my sister beat me with 2nd place .-. ........ I am random, I am the only one guy in my class that actually likes to read, in my school I need to wear a uniform, which sucks but girls say i am atractive,  and I hate it when they say it cause they like to flirt with me, I live in England and I am half Polish,  and I am also a little bit french cause my grandfather is french, that's where thus accent come from (you don't hear my accent but others that talk to be, ask me about my accent) my sister has a little bit accent like me but not so much, I don't know how to cook, my cousin can tell you about it, I once tried and make spaghetti for my and my sisters lunch, and then I accidentally burned all of it and my cousin next door, Elsa came and put out the fire, and Vicky and her glared at me, and Elsa told me that she will make the spaghetti, and that she need to teach me how not to burn my house down ._.

So thouse are some other facts about me, some are helpful and some of them are for a laugh