7 : KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE!

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Harry : "Knock Knock!"

Louis  : "Who is there?"

Harry : " Lou-is."

Louis  : "Lou-is who?"

Harry : "Lou-is booty-full!"

Louis  :  ............

Harry : "Lou? Louiiiiis?"

Me       : "You made him blush so    much! You cheeky Hazza!"

Harry : "But I know he is! I have seen it myself when–– Oops."

Me.     : "Thank fucking god you finally admitted that! I was going to tie you up and make you admit this. But awwwwwwwwwwww. I can't believe hnzgmxsyjkjhggvv––"

Louis : "What happened?"

Harry: "Nothing!"

Louis : "Why is she FANGIRLING then?!"

Harry:  "I don't know! I only told her that I have seen your ass and that–"

Louis : "WHAT?! You ONLY told her that?! Okay. Now you are not getting some tonight!"

Harry: "But but but. That BUTT!!"

Louis : "Yes. None of this butt for you tonight!"

Harry: "WhY?! Pleaaaaaaaase."

Louis : "Also. You are sleeping on the couch."

Harry: "LOOK YOU RUINED ALL MY PLANS FOR TONIGHT! NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I TELL ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE! YOU WILL BE SCARRED!"

Me.    : "OMG! PLEASE DO! I WILL DIE IF I MISS THIS! FJCDJVXDVVCCCBBFGNJKHGXshncdujsuhvbkyfchgghv–"

Louis: "You are not coming home Haz! Go to Niall's or something. And I swear if you tell another thing about our sex life you will not even get this ass for a week!"

Harry : *pouts* " Okay, fine! But I am gonna do so many things to you, tomorrow. You know, gotta make up to you.."

Louis : "Harold!"

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