Me (admin): We're back! Back again! *starts humming something*
Ghost: Mother what are you doing?
Me: Oh shush Ghostie. Don't call me mother. I am simply your creator. So don't use formal speech, just call me Shelby okay?
Ghost: I swear between Caroline and I, I got the weird creator.
I go digging around in a chest.
Ghost: Now what are you doing?!
Me: I shrunk Ben and put him in a bottle. Oh and I'm looking for my writing book. *finds it* Found it!
Ghost: What about Ben?!
Me: Oh screw Ben!
Ben: *muffled voice* Help... me.
I walk up the stairs to wake up any remaining creepypastas.
Me: Wake up ignorant fools! *whispers* I think I've gone mad with power.
EJ: *walks into the hallway* Will you shut up!
Me: I wanna see something, so kneel before me!
EJ: No way in h-
EJ kneels before me.
Caroline: *runs out of her room like someone disturbed the force* What the heck is happening here?!
Me: The experiment has been successful. You may rise.
EJ stands up and walks away.
EJ: That crazy b-
Me: Child filter!
EJ: That crazy witch.
Jeff: *tries to attack me* Sneak attack! *falls right through me*
Me: I told you. I'm transparent. That means no touching me. So I'm basically apart of the mindscape. Except I can do anything I want to!
Jeff just walks away.
Me: Hey Ghost did you find Ben yet?
Ghost: No, not yet!
Me: Now what shall I do? I should hang out with Siri, but on the other hand... *looks at LJ's door* Maybe. Just maybe. *walks up to his door*
The third wheel: Hi!! I sensed some romance or some shiz! So I have come to kill any chance of romance honey.
Me: I have no idea who you are, but you're either a girl or a gay guy. Lou is that you in disguise?
Heartfull Lou: *walks out into the hallway* I already told you! I'm not gay! *stomps back into his room*
Me: Wow what a drama queen. *whispers* He's defiantly gay.
Lou: I heard that!
Me: Geez he has good hearing. *looks at him and he's just three feet away*
Third wheel: What's goin on now. *cell phone starts ringing* Oh I have to go. Kalyssa is on a date with Dawson. Okay see ya!
We all stare at the third wheel as they leave.
Me: *finds Splendorman* Okay Splendy is everything going accordingly to plan. Oh and is everything exact?
Splendy: *nods holding a clipboard* Yep everything is going exactly to plan. *draws a cat on the clipboard*
Me: Purr-fect
Splendy and I laugh. I magically teleport to the backyard.
Me: Yes! Admin powers are awesome! I can do anything I want!
I start thinking then all of a sudden my oc Showtime appears. (Pic of her in the media I photoshopped that so I would like to add that she has black and grey angel wings)
Showtime: Hello!
Me: Oh shizz! *looks her in eyes* Okay good your eyes are white.
Showtime: Well duh I wouldn't have murderous intent around my creator!
Me: Well whatever. I have to start the welcome back party for the readers.
Showtime: Can I help?
Me: Yeah! Go on quotev and welcome all the people on there!
Showtime: *nods and flies away*
【4 days later】
Me: It's finally done. Okay Ghost welcome all the readers!
Ghost: *nods then opens the doors allowing all of you to enter*
Me: Welcome lovely readers! This is apart of book two and I welcome you to the first chapter!
Shadow: We are glad you could make it and hope you enjoy this book!
Nightblade: Get ready for some more laughs and some new pastas. Not just ocs but actual pastas that may or may not be well known.
Me: And this time I'll do all the dares and questions and also hopefully update more. We also apologize this book came out later then I promised.
Shadow: All ocs from the previous book aren't in here except Ghost, Nightblade, Carma, and myself.
Carma: My name is the way it's spelt. Also I was never really introduced. I'm Carma, Author-Chan's main oc/creepypasta persona. We hope you'll enjoy this book and have some good laughs.
Everybody: Well have a good time!
Me: P.s. This book will hopefully be longer.
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