Me: *reads comments and mumbles* I dare the creepypastas to watch the first episode of... Hold on. Are my eyes deceiving me?! *puts glasses on* Oh. My. God. Yes. EVERYBODY COME OVER OR ELSE I'LL POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND WITH A MALLET.
Jeff: You wouldn't.
Me: *grabs Candy Pop's mallet* Try me. Ey. Wait where's the ocs?
Toby: Mission. Wh-why do y-you need us?
Me: Only the best dare ever.
Everybody walks into the living room and I turn Netflix on.
Jane: Oh sh*t. It's a mass Netflix and Chill! Get me outta here!
Me: *glares at her and she sits back down* Okay well we are gonna watch! *turns on Ouran Highschool Host Club* -w-
Sally: Oh yay! I can watch this again!
Candy Pop and Candy Cane: What's this? *they are both staring at the tv*
Heartful Lou: Oh I've seen this.
Lui: *points at Lou* THE GAY HAS SEEN IT!
Lou: I'M NOT GAY!
Candy Pop and Cane: That's what all the gays say.
Lou: *confused af* I don't even know if I'm straight or gay anymore.
Pinkie pie: Are you Lesbian?
Lou: ?
Pinkie: Forget I asked. -3-
Me: ENOUGH CHIT CHAT! *looks around* WHERE ARE THE SLENDY BROS?!
Masky: First off, turn it down a bit. Second off, they're somewhere. Finally, is Lou gay or not?
Me: I CAN'T GET OFF THE VOLUME AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT LOU'S SEXUALITY!
Ben: I got dis. *points a tv remote at me and presses mute*
Me: *speaks but nobody hears me*
LJ: Let's just get this over with. *pushes play*
~A few theme songs later~
The theme song plays.
Everybody: *sings along to the theme song*
Puppet: I swear this author can make us do anything.
Bloody Painter: Yet she picks on me >:(
Me: *throws Helen into the fangirl pit* THAT'S WHAT YOU G- *Ben mutes me again*
Bloody Painter: Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy.... *falling into the pit*
UF! Sans: Why am I here.
Clockwork: I think that everyday.
UF! Sans: -#-
Toby: WAIT. WHERE'S MY WAFFLE BANK?!
Sonic.exe: Waffle Bank? You still have that?
Toby: YES! NOW WHO ATE IT?!
Sonic.exe: What the f*ck.
Me: This is off task. Okay well bye readers!
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Ask and dare the creepypastas 2
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