Person 1: Do you have any stain remover or anything
Person 2: What do you mean? What happened.
Person 1: I shock my cock too hard and it exploded all over my clothes and floor
Person 2: I am at work Jake. This isn't funny. Call your dad
Person 1: Holy crap I mean Coke, It explodedwhen I opened it. Do you have shout or tide or something/
Person 2: In the laundry room
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Text Bloopers!
RandomThese are not mine! They were found online! I want to share you guys some texting bloopers I have found! They are funny! Hope you like them, please vote, comment and fan! Thanks!