Person 1: Hey Sweetheart :) I just bought some condoms. Make sure you get the kids out of the house for when we get dirty. Can't wait babe! see ya ;)
Person 2: Dad, please tell me this is a joke. Im fucking disgusted. I can't believe you just said that I'm about to barf.
Person 1: So sorry, Sarah that's was for your mother. It's a human nature wwe all do it dont be disgusted. How did you think we made you?
Person 2: Stop, stop now Im going to Jennas for the night. Good bye.
Person 1:Ok whatever have fun banging her :)
Person 1: I mean hang, my bad.
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RandomThese are not mine! They were found online! I want to share you guys some texting bloopers I have found! They are funny! Hope you like them, please vote, comment and fan! Thanks!
