OKAY
VIXX DID A THING, AND YOU CAN BE THE FIRST TO KNOW
HOW TOTALLY NOT OKAY I AM RIGHT NOW.
I WAS SO EMO TO BEGIN WITH BUT HERE WE ARE *shrug*
it all started last night when they dropped the other trailer, and i ugly-sobbed for exactly thirty-four minutes (i have witnesses). because they all looked so good and the trailer was so dark and the concept seems so unique im
but thEN TODAY
they drop the album artwork and it's so colorful and happy, the complete opposite of both trailers ????
v pretty. and the album name is no longer "kir" or "ker," meaning "goddess of doom," it's now "zelos," meaning "God of rivalry." zelo. *summons kasp* Bangbangtan_
so i got emo and hyped and didn't think much of it.
unTIL
THEY DROPPED TEASER PHOTOS. AND GUESS WHO THEY DROPPED FIRST.
BITCH, YOU GUESSED IT. MY LOVEY SANGHYUK. CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING
can we just talk about how flawless and stunning he is. who gave him those contacts im. green is officially my fav color on him. i thought it was blue, but noooo. i am highly attracted to your hands. do not look at me w that face, sanghyuk, i stg. im sighing and choking on my tears. ahhhh, i love him so much sue me. stop torturing me, you beautiful piece of fetal tissue.
so i thought maybe they'd just drop one photo on each date on the release schedule. but no. five minutes later...
friggin bEAN. PRECIOUS BAB. why are they all in contacts send hELP
he's blond. BLOND JAEHWAN IM YELPING. HE HAS CONTACTS TOO IM
okay hERE WE FUCKIN GO. THESE FRECKLES. TAEKWOON WANTS ME DEAD I STG. can we just. blue eyes. b L U E. I FEEL SO VIOLATED.
wonshik and his aesthetic ass can gtfo of here im dead serious. stop making me feel bad about myself. and take off those gorgeous contacts while you're at it.
illumiNati (see what i did there???) first, cONTACTS. im so happy to have purple hak in my life. god bless.
and you thought it was over.
this is also so opposite of the trailers im cryin so hard. my brain hurts. the babes are back.
so in conclusion, fuck vixx. i must really love pain. im hype.
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