I quickly turned off my phone and put it in my back pocket as fast as I could. I had to go fast like the Sanicz. I heard Loser yelling at me to slow down but then I speed up (A/N: if you get that reference then I love you).
"EWDONTTOUCHME GET BACK HERE YA HOE"
I stopped right in my tracks in horror. What in the name of Jisoos Christ did he think he was doing?! I ran in his direction with my hand in a fist. But his face lit up in a bright smile, knowing that I was heading back in his direction. I stopped when we finally stood face to face.
He looked at me with his eyes sparkling in delight like the creepy ass vampire in Twilight. I lowered my hand and decided to talk first since he seemed almost hypnotized, "You know how I said you were side hoe #62?"
He looked at me questioningly, "Yeah...."
"You're my main hoe bruh"
"Bruh" His 10:10 eyes widened. Well, as much as his eyes could at least. I couldn't blame him though. It's the middle of spring and the sun is giving us no mercy. Sunny bitch is blinding my main hoe's eyes.
"Now what?" I asked, kicking the cement ground. "We finally met after all this texting."
"We should eat ice cream..."
"What the fuck Loser? We meet for the first time and you want ice cream?"
"I have a name you know?" He pouted his chubby cheeks.
"You never told me."
"It Hoshi."
I face palmed. I should've known.
"Aren't you gonna tell me you name? I should at least know the name of my hoe?"
"You can find out after you buy me ice cream." I smirked and walked in the direction of the nearest ice cream shop while Hoshi followed.
And that was the beginning of a new friendship.
Hoshi also remained to be my main hoe foreva.
