Dumb Teen Wolf Fan-Fic Moments

ex. no 1

disclaimer: this is not meant to offend people with the name Emma.

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He was soooo hot omg!1!1!

Oh silly me, let me introduce myself.

Hai! Im Emma Grace Sophia Olivia Ava Fleur Claire Skype Google McDonalds Magic, and Im 5'4, have a perfect body, and have golden brown hair wt blonde highlights. I also look like Lily Collins and Nina Dobrev.

But i Have a huge Secret. I have thse really super duper scret majic powers that let me shift into anything I wanna, abd im also a werewolf like Scoot and Stiles McCall.

Nobody can know about this, expecially Stiles, because I love him n=more than my clothes. Tomorrow, Im starting school, and I hope that I ll mett some cull ppl!

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BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Ugh" I smashed my alarm clock, bc it was soooo anyoing.

I hopped out of bed, showered, and threw on some random clothes [Dior and Chanel obvi] and then did my makeup perfectly.

Augh im such a tomboy lol.

Then I ate a nutella and coffee breakfast, bc I never eat healthy for me duhhh. I have a flawless bod even wt all of the junk food i consume bc i'm magic.

"MOOM I'M GONNA BE LATE ILY SM!!!!1!!" I yelled at my mother my fahters dead

After remembering this I cri for 30mins bc I miss him sm

Then I used combat boots and ran to Bacon Hlls High, ugh Im so scared to go here

Idon't know anybody what do I do??

So I went around and then went to class.

"Class, this is, uh, I can't really.... This is emma!" I stood there shily omg what if nobody likes me.

So i turn around to the evil teacher and say "I hate you and school is horrible fook fuk u!!!1!2!!!"

She luuks all shocked and then tells me to sit down. Noooo this scuul is too mean omg.

"HAHAHA tghat was perf!!!3!!" I turn around and see the most beautiful person evah! He was wearing plaid and was toooooo perfect omg we are in love

"Hi Im sties stilink ily will u marry me?"

"OMMMGGGG YASSSSSSS ILY TOOOO BAEEEEEEEEE" I was so happy until my orbs glowed purpl

Omg what if he thinks i;m wierd, so i cri.

"nooo babe ily ur gorgues ur eyes are sooooo perf!"

And then we got married the next day cuz duuhhh we are soulmates

#STEMMMAAFAA

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Hey guise ill only post the next part after

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thxxx ilyyy

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Real authors note: This was actually hard to write. WHAT IS LIFE