It All Started With A Kiss (Continuation)

Raw After Elimination Chamber

We get to the arena walking inside, and then going into the usual room that we hang out in.

"Tonight should be an interesting night, with Undertaker coming back and all..."

"Yeah."

Eventually the show did start, with 2/21/11 coming up on the screen with a countdown below and the latest promo video playing in the background. The picture changes abruptly to the Raw intro, then the pyros and of course Cole introducing the show. That's followed by John's music playing and he runs out like his dorky self always does. Aly and I both wave at the tv. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring like always, and looks around at the cheering crowd. He stares and points over at the Wrestlemania sign, then as his music fades he grabs a mic and starts talking.

"What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day!" He exclaims, pausing as the crowd cheers.

"And what a crowd." He continues.

"So..." He trails off, and the crowd chants 'Rocky'.

"So I win the Elimination Chamber last night. And find out that I'm going toWrestlemania! I will face the Miz for the WWE Championship. I mean it should be a...it should be a wonderful accomplishment, it should be a wonderful night filled withwine, women and song all rolled into one. Moments of smiles and bad decisions. Maybe waking up with a headache, maybe waking up simply saying...I'm going toWrestlemania!"

"Okay..."

"But this isn't your normal situation. 'Cause ever since last Monday, I haven't been hearing about the Miz, I haven't been hearing about the Elimination Chamber. I've been hearing about some alleged comments made by the Rock. Walk into a gas station 'Yo, Rocky was talking about mad about you man, what're you gonna do about it?'. 'You can't let Rocky talk trash about you like that, what're you gonna do?'. 'I can't wait to see Raw to see what Cena says about the Rock'." John says, imitating people's voices.

"This should be interesting." Aly says to me.

"Guys I...I don't know what to say. I mean honestly I...I was gonna let him slide, he's...he's the Rock. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. This is what I think we should do...I think we should look at the footage one more time and then maybe we'll decide what to do. Let's take a look at what he said...please please. Roll the footage."

They roll the footage of Rock making fun of John, mocking him and whatnot...calling him a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

We can't help but laugh.

"You know what? I guess I was really excited to see him last Monday, but after watching that back...he was pretty much making fun of me. I...I think I should...I should probably say something about that right? Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Guys if I go there and if I call somebody out, there's only...there's only one way I know how to do it. I haven't...I haven't done it in a long time, but I still do have a degree in Thuganomics."

"Aha, his rapper gimmick. This should be good."

"Oh jeez."

"You know what, you know what? I think we got to do this here tonight. I think we have to answer the Rock, I think we have to send a message, because if I don't...I won't be able to focus on Wrestlemania. I won't be able to focus on Miz. If I don't end this tonight, then all I will hear about is Rocky. So I'm gonna do this once, this is a one time deal for ya'll here tonight."

"He's actually going to do it, ohhh this is going to be good."

"I should probably make sure I still got it...hold on a second...ahem. Yo yo yo...no that's not right. Yo, alright I got my Fresno state of mind, I'm ready to do this. Let me get my chain out for a second. Finally the Rock came back and everyone was getting with it. Till' he said I was talking trash, but he would never be specific. It's because I wasn't talking trash Rock, I was talking truth. You left us hanging high and dry to play a fairy with a tooth?"