Douchebag X Reader

5

You walk to Douchebag house knocking on the door. He opens it looking at you as you walk inside.

Y/n: I know you can talk

Douchebag: Yea just not around others

Y/n: I can't stand living with my birth parents

Douchebag: Runaway

Y/n: what?

Douchebag: Just saying

Douchebag mother hears talking as she look up walking towards you.

Mother: Did you just talk honey

Douchebag shakes his head grabbing your hand walking outside. Their three Nazis zombies walking around as you walk to Kyle house opening the door. Kyle and Cartman is yelling at each other over the stick and who took it.

Y/n: What about Clyde

Cartman: Why would Clyde take it 

Y/n: You kick him out after Douchebag won the battle 

Cartman: Ahhhh yes

Stan comes in with a laptop saying it was on the porch. He hit play having Clyde on the screen talk about how he have the stick and that he raise his own army before he ends the video he takes away Kyle and Cartman powers. They walk to Clyde house seeing a huge treehouse seeing the vamp kids, emo kids, Craig and the green goo. Everyone realize it late as ever as they run home. You start walking but a hand grabs your hand seeing it Douchebag.

Y/n: Go home before you be in trouble

Douchebag: I rather walk you home

Douchebag walks you to your place sitting on your porch looking at the sky.
You both have your hands lock in with each other having Douchebag kissing you.

Y/n: Love you Dovahkiin

Douchebag: Love you too

You wave goodbye walking inside seeing your parents sitting at the table looking at you.

Tina: Where was you?

Y/n: Out with my friends

Tony: Who was that boy?

Y/n: My boyfriend 

Tony: You too young to have one

Tina: Only 9 years old 

You walk off to your room locking your door.

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Everyone preparing for battle with Clyde and his team looking for new members. Kyle recruiting the Pirates and Federation. Douchebag had been send to recruited the girls but they have a fav first. He is dress like a girl while you walk back heading to wallmart. Douchebag grabs your hand when you look at him you pull away looking at him weirdly walking off. When he goes inside the abortion clinic something goes wrong with the vacuum as the doctor step out for a sec Douchebag dress as a doctor looking for the files but Randy grabs him dragging him inside. He question why the gov't want aborted fetuses for taco bell. The FBI see the two them trying to walk out so Douchebag had to do a fake abortion on Randy.

After hours pass and Douchebag did the girls second fav they agree to fight with them.  When he get home your sitting on his window seal looking at him. 

Douchebag: How you get in here

Y/n: You left the door unlock but i seen and heard

Douchebag: Seen what?

Y/n: Don't play stupid Dovahkiin

Douchebag:  No really tell me

Y/n: You on facebook saying your Bebe boyfriend 

Douchebag: Not what you think babe..

Y/n: Explain then 

Douchebag: The girls wanted to see if Monica is two-faced b*tch. Don't ask me it girls stuff I guess

Y/n: O I guess

Douchebag: Seem off are you ok 

Y/n: We have to break up

A/n: Why are you breaking up with Dovahkiin?