Douchebag X Reader

6

When night falls it time for the battle to begin while everyone stands outside Clyde's house Kyle gives a speech. You stand by your brother seeing Dovahkiin looking at you as you look down regretting what you did. They knock down the gate having Kyle, Cartman, Princess Kenny, Stan, you, and Dovahkiin climbing up the fort having the others battle. After awhile you guys reach to the top where Craig fill a casket with the green goo as Chef comes out attacking Dovahkiin and Cartman. After defeating Chef Cartman kicks Clyde down out of the treehouse as he hang on tight but falls. Everyone crowns Dovahkiin calling him king Douchebag but you walk up to him giving Dovahkiin a kiss. He grabs your hand but their helicopter noises and brights lights shining as the gov't agents drops down surround everyone. The gov't steps out picking up the stick starting to talk.

Gov't: You just can't stop being a pain in our sides uh 

Cartman: HE GOT THE STICK OF TRUTH!!

Kyle: How do you know these guys king Douchebag 

Gov't: King Douchebag? His real name is Dovahkiin and I see he have a girlfriend. Did Dovahkiin tell you the truth?

Y/n: What truth? I already knew his name

Stan: That Stick belongs with the fighters of Zaron! Give it back now

Gov't: Fighters of Zaron?  What more important is that this ins't the first time a UFO had crash on earth boys. You see back in 1947 a UFO crashed in Roswell, New Mexico 

Cartman:  OMG

Gov't: A family coming from New Mexico 4 years ago we investigated a child

Cartman: Yawn Yawn Yawn

Gov't: This child had an unnatural power so I had a order from the president to secure the child, So that we could harness his power before our enemies could. But he slipped from our hand 

Kyle: The gov't wants new kids for his farts?

Stan: That dumb 

Gov't: No. His amazing ability to make friends so quickly on Facebook. Before he was 5 years old he had 3.2 billions friends alone. It's time Dovahkiin stop resisting and use your gifts for your country

You look at Dovahkiin in shook walking to your brother crossing your arm.

Gov't: What so important about this stick anyways

Cartman: UGH whoever controls the stick control the universe dumba**

The gov't strip naked running with the stick trying to get the stick to work. The gov't ask Dovahkiin to join when he takes over the world. Princess Kenny grabs the stick from the gov't battling Dovahkiin after Dovahkiin wins he walks over to you grabbing your hands and looking in your eyes. He whisper lowly so only you can hear.

Dovahkiin: I didn't remember about this so please?

Y/n: My birth parents don't want me dating you

Dovahkiin: I love you very much stay with me

Y/n: Fine..Love you too

All the Nazis disappear the town goes back to normal while the boys and you walk to the pond looking at the sun set.

Kyle: You sure about this?

Cartman: Their no other way

Stan: It drove Kenny to madness almost killing us

Cartman throws the stick  in the pond 

Cartman: What you want to play now?

Dovahkiin: Screw you guys i'm going home

You follow Dovahkiin holding his hand walking off with him.