Little boy: Old people use to pock me at weddings and say your next so I started doing the same at funerals.
The wallnut said I look like a brain the mushroom said I look like a tiny unbrella then the bannana said can we please change the subjected
What do you do when your bote has a hole in it and its leaking? Poke anther hole to drain the water
Hannha Montana: "nobodys perfect
Zayn: I'm perfect
Hanna montana: "Nobody's perfect"
Zayn: stop lying i'm perfect
Selena Gomez: "Who says who says your not perfect"
Zayn: -crys- Hannha Montana
That moment when you feel someone's watching you O_O
Harry Styles: at least my last name is't balls :)
When I was little I went to the dentist and I got my tooth pulled so I could not eat anything for an hour my mom got home from work and took me to mc'ds. -eats a fry- NOOOOOO -crys- Mommy i'm gonna die
Hi I will not be updateing anether chapter I am just gonna update this chapter ok
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