Police: where do you live?!
Me: with my parents.
Police: where do your parents live?!
Me: with me.
Police: where do you all live?!
Me: Together.
Police: where is your house?!
Me: next to my neighbours house.
Police: where is your neighbours house?!
Me: you won't believe me if I tell you..
Police: tell me!!!
Me: next to my house.
