Not So Bonely -sans X Reader-

two

You walked into the diner with sans and mettaton. Papyrus still missing! As you sat down, someone whispered in your ear.
"Pastaaaaa....."
"Heya Papyrus..." You said with a sigh.
"HOW'D YA KNOW IT WAS ME?!" He exclaimed.
"'Cuz you sound like ya ate a cheese grater and out of all foods, you chose to say pasta." You answered.
"PASTA"
"Pasta?"
"KNOCK KNOCK"
"ok paps, who put drugs in your spaghe-"
"KNOCK KNOCK NICKEDY KNOCK!!!!"
"WHOS THERE?!?!"
"PASTA"
"Pasta who?"
"PASTA YOU!" He answered as he walked past you. Or should I say, he walked PASTA you? Sans was snickering as mettaton punched his arm.
"Iiiiiiiiiiii May or may not of taught him that.." said sans in between giggles. You wanted to get them back so you ordered chicken legs thinking it would scare the crap out of them. As the food came, you ate the meat off and chewed the bone. Sans and papyrus stopped eating their foods and stared at you and you weren't paying attention by staring at your phone. Bone, still in your mouth. Mettaton was giggling and the two skeletons were just staring. Sans blushed a dark blue and papyrus blushed a dark orange-y red.

Sans p.o.v

If she knew what she was doing, she would be such a tomato. Wow... She's drooling... OKAY that's it. I put my fist and head on the table and burst with laughter.

Your p.o.v

Sans started laughing. I Took the bone from my mouth and spoke,
"Huh? Why's he laughing? Am I doing something?" Papyrus just nodded. Still blushing a little. c
"What then?"
"YYYYYYYOU DONT WANNA KNOW...." He answered.

.:*TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHUBAKA*:.

We walked out of the restaurant. Diner. Thingy. And I walked next to sans and papyrus until we bumped into three girls. (Mettaton walked to his house by the way). You noticed the girls. The bullies from school.
"Hu- hey! Watch it you brat! Watch Where do your going!" Said one as she pushed me over and into the road.I landed with an 'oof!' And a lorry was coming. Perfect. This is where I die... The lorry came and killed me instantly.

Okay that's the end of the story!

JOKE! CARRY ON!

The lorry was coming closer but sans jumped ingfront of me and the lorry smashed into him.but he didn't move an inch. The front of the truck looked like he crashed into a building. He had his hand out as well. Obviously he used magic. His eye was glowing. He helped me up and apologized to the driver and used his magic, (I hate the word magic for stories coz it sounds too childish...) To repair the lorry.Sans turned to the girls and...

Ooh cliff-hanger!!! at grillbys, looked like the two skeletons were watching porno or something!! XD So sans saved you and what's he going to do to the girls? Ooooorrrr.... What are they going to do to him?!

Sweet nightmares~
Platinum Angel~