11.Q: what does a rain cloud wear under its clothes?
A: thunderwear.
12.Q: how did Thomas Edison invent the lightbulb?
A: he got a bright idea.
13. Q: why couldn't the monster go to sleep?
A: it was afraid there were kids under the bed.
14. Q: What do you take before every meal?
A: you take a seat.
15. Q: why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?
A: she run away from the Ball.
16. Q:what is a race car driver's favorite meal?
A: fast food.
17. Q: what runs around the football field but never moves?
A: A fence.
18. Q: what kind of music does a boulder like?
A: rock-n-roll
19. Q: what kind of candy is never on time?
A: choco-late.
20, Q: why wouldn't the teddy bear eat anything?
A: he was already stuffed.
