Teacher: Name two days of the week that star with a "t".
Student: today and tomorrow.
Teacher : Billy you missed school yesterday.
Billy: well, to tell you the truth, I didn't miss it that much at all.
Fred: today the teacher was yelling at me for something I didn't do.
Mike: What was that?
Fred: my homework.
Customer: excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu.
Waiter: no but i believe we have some in the kitchen.
