There once was a girl named Jeanna.
She really liked this boy named Peeta.
But she found out he was a butthole.
She exclamed "WHAT?!?!?" and made sure to eat coal.
They then went to subway.
Peeta ordered the "wey hey,"
And Jeanna said " that's the craic."
All of a sudden, a Niall appeared.
Standing strong and tall.
He said "where's da craic?"
Peeta said "no where at all."
But Niall wouldn't take it.
So he stood up and said,
"You've never had the craic you twat.
Get that out of your head!"
Jeanna became aroused
With all the action and drama.
Her lady boner was going berzerk,
She was thinking of Obama.
This is how the story ends,
Sitting in a subway
With three horny children
All secretly up for a three way.
The end <33333333336933672358765878326497lol5987628946509265
My twitter: @Liams_nose_hair
Niall's twitter: @NiallOfficial
Peeta's twitter: @jhutch1992
Subway's twitter: @SUBWAY
Obama's twitter: @BarackObama
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"WHAT?!?!?"- Jeanna
Romance~this is a heated one-shot poem type thing that will get your lady parts tingling so read on~