Just Quotes

One Direction quotes and jokes..

This is for my directioner friends Ashita and Shawnne. Because of them I also became a Directioner.
*These will include jokes also.*

●Don't mess with one direction fans. They'll kill you.
-Niall Horan

●Parents-You're wasting time on One Direction!!Focus on school!!
Me- I didn't know how to spell 'rendezvous' until 1D taught me.

●Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.
-Niall Horan

●One year ago, on 15 march 2015 was the last day 1D performed as a Five Piece band.

●one direction in preschool
Louis-Talks really loud and brags about minor accomplishments.
Niall-laughs at absolutely everything to the point when its ridiculous.
Zayn-Has the best crayon pack and colors all day long.
Liam-Can read at 1st grade and won't let you forget it.
Harry-eats glue.

●Harry held a sign which a fan told him meant "Dedicated to fans" which in reality meant
"Down to fuck"

●ppl- you are ugly
Me -OK
ppl- you are stupid
Me-cool
Ppl- I hate you
Me- I don't care
Ppl- one direction can't sing
Me- I 'll give you 5 seconds to run

●teacher-Define nostalgia
Ordinary student- a bittersweet yearning for the things of the past.
Directioner- Music video of History.
Teacher shocked directioner rocked..

●Niall-I like girls with brown eyes
Luke-I like girls with blue eyes
Harry-I like girls with TWO eyes!

●When Harry likes a girl he's too shy to talk to her.
Me- Ok . So that's why he doesn't answer me on twitter.

●*20 years later*
My kid- Hey mom! What did you do when you were young?
Me- Obssessed over bands.
Dad- Mostly over my band.

●Harry-Liam dresses like a man.
Louis-Yeah. The rest of us dress like women.

Isnt dis relatable↑↑

Ooh! Ooh! *SLOW MOTION*
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I'll continue these 1D quotes and jokes again.

I want to say one thing-

Whoever doesn't comment and vote is a DONKEY....

JK

XOXO
tanny