My Guardian Angel Got Me Into Naruto... Wait, What? (Slow updates. Really slow)

Chapter 1- Stupid Angel.

Grace\ Ai's POV

"I am Ai. This is Castiel- Oh. My. God. Your name is Cas-" I start.

"It is not my real name though,"

"And my surname is Winchester. Wait! My middle name is Mary! Oh my gooood. I need a John, a Dean and a Sam. Get me a Jensen, Misha." Cas blinks at me.

"Gracie-"

"DON'T CALL MEEEE THAAAAAT," I whine.

"You two are coming with me," Kakashi says, making me remember he's there. He takes out hand cuffs out of freaking nowhere, and cuffs our hands behind our backs.

"Well, shit bro."

"I am not a bro, I am an angel," Cas says, confused.

"You know something, my friend?"

"I know a lot," he answers mystreiously.

"You're a cunt," I deadpun at him.

"Oh."

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Apperantley, we popped up in the middle of Zabuza- Haku Saga, so we're stuck at Tazuna's house with Team 7 glaring at us suspiciously.

I like my blue hair...

"It is awesome," Cas guarntees.

You look like a psycho, talkin' to yourself and all.

"Well, you are talking to me inside your mind." Cas explains.

That's kinda weird, too.

"So, we're stuck here?" I ask him outloud.

"Yeah."

"You goddamn asshole, you coulda at least ask me." I frown at him, "Do you even know how cool it'd be to be a companion?"

"Gracie-"

"Ai," I correct.

"Sorry, Ai," He corrects himself. "You do realise that as a companion something bad will most probably happen to you."

"Who gives a shit? You do realise that I could do the nose thing with the Doctor?" I ask, "Or fucking meet the first Doctor? OR ANYTING REALLY CUZ IT'S DOCTOR WHO-" I gasp, and Cas shoots up, worried, "I. Could. Meet. Jack." Cas anime falls, "I could sass Donna till she goes nuts!" I clap hands, happily. "Take me to Doctor Who," I say, giving him a Yamato look.

Naruto hides behind Kakashi, "Sensei! I think she's nuts!"

"YOU'RE RIGHT, BUDDY!" I call, pointing at him.

"I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, PAL!" He shouts back.

"I'M NOT YOUR PAL, MATE!"

"I'M NOT YOUR MATE, BUDDY!"

"I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, PAL!"

"I'M NOT YOUR PAL, MATE!"

"SHUT UP!" Sakura scream, hitting our head.

"Ow," Cas whines, hand immediattley shooting up to his head.

"Oh, my-" I grin.

"Don't tell me that-" Cas groans.

I then realise that one thing is not an option anymore.

"Good, then." Cas furrow his eyebrows at me.

"Son of a bitch." I stand up, shoves head in my skinny jeans pocket and walk to the tree outside of the house.

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It sucks.

I mean yeah, being in the Naruto world used to be my dream, but it used to be.

While I'm still a huge fan, and meeting them is kinda awesome in amazing levels, I would much rather meet Pierce The Veil.

Talking about Pierce The Veil, I was listening to Hold On Till May for the past six hours, which means that it's now the middle of the night, and I'm still sitting on the fucking tree.

I sighed, thinking that it's about time to go back.

"Trololololo." I mutter, climbing down.

At this moment, I decided to be the biggest troll that ever got to Naruto.

Troll on, my friends. Troll on.