URGFURD BULOOT (This book is a joke)

SCHOOL TIME FUN TIMES KIND OF

I WOKE UP. My mom not let me in house so I sleep with star. When I got up I left to go to school. I made sure my breath smell ugly and my pajama were bad. When I got to school I made sure to say obscenity to my principal and future roommate, Janitor Burgfurd. Cassidy walk by and say to stop. I keep going. I get to class. I in middle school but have kindergarten ELA class. I walk in door and teacher yell at me for wearing my dirty pajama to school again.wen I sit my seat break so I sit in broken desk. I don't pay atentin in class but I know how to say my ABC's-

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Burgfurd my roommate is proud. I make evry1 proud. I walk to locker and slam my body on it until It open cuz I don't care. I grab my book and head to the science where we learned about life and thing. I in advance science. The bell ring and I don't want to go to class so I leave and go home to my grass. When I got home my mom who I haven't seen in 5 years comes and tells me the ugly principal called home....:

this might be longer than 4 chapters!