I was a fan of Leafy ever since he became a satirical reaction channel that cyberbullies little kids. I was going to see him at HissCon today, which is a Reptilian Army meet-up set up by the Reptilian Brotherhood themselves: Leafy, Killer Memestar, Whitney, and Tila. I was so excited to meet them in person.
I arrived to the convention centre by bike, and when I got there, everyone was crowding around the entrance. The Reptilian Brotherhood was signing autographs!
I made my way to the front by BASHING PEOPLE WITH A FUCKING ROCK.
When I got there, I almost bashed someone else. But when I looked up, I saw it was the Lizard King himself, Leafy. He hissed at me and I hissed back, throwing the stained-red rock aside, probably bashing a few more people.
He looked at me, his reptilian eyes glistening from the sunlight. He was even more beautiful in person.
"How's it going, my fellow reptile?" He said, reminding me of another reptilian YouTuber.
"F-fine," I was so excited that I mumbled my words. I was smiling at the ground, too nervous to look his Highness in the face.
Someone in the back was jealous I got to talk Leafy, so they yelled out "kys". I responded, and called them "fat". They KILLED THEM SELF. GG.
"That was great, fellow reptile!" Leafy smiled at me. "He wasn't living the life of quality-ass positive vibes, he should Abe seen that coming." His face turned into( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
I secretly wanted his reptilian cock of positive vibes, anyway, so I decided to follow him.
Tila was trying to explain her alien beliefs to other fans of the Reptilian Army, just confusing them.
"I see potential in you, come to my hotel room, will you?" Leafy asked seductively, much to the displeasure of his non-mutual girlfriend, Whitney Wisconsin. I've seen her videos on tumblr. She's a public masturbator. Cringe.
At the hotel room, there was a dog eating out of a jar of peanut butter. "Whitney never needed that, she's just that good." Leafy said, walking into the bathroom.
I unfortunately knew exactly what he meant. I heard dogs can get into hard to reach places.
When Leafy came out, he was naked holding a tub of Nacho-Cheese flavoured Nutella, labeled "A gift from JoeyNoSalads".
He pushed me into the bed I knew was Whitney's because it had a blanket with a dog on it, right beside a soggy bag of sex toys.
He stared at me, causing my clothes to fly off.
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Leafy X Reader Smut
FanfictionI don't know why I keep doing this.... This is joke, don't bash yourself to hard. No Yaoi this time, cri.
