Vamped (A Liam Payne Fan Fiction)

Chapter Four: The Date

Liam's P.O.V

I walked downstairs and switched the television programme that Niall, Harry, Louis and Zayn were watching off and they just sat staring at the shiny black screen blankly as it were somehow going to magically appear back again infront of their eyes.

"Hey! Switch that back on!" Harry complained.

"I just want to know how I look!" I told them.

"Lovely. Now switch it back on! SpongeBob was having a massive fight with Patrick and they were going to leather each other!" Louis demanded.

"Louis, we weren’t even watching SpongeBob you idiot." Zayn informed him.

"Oh." Louis said, disappointed.

"We'll only tell you if you go in the kitchen and get us something to eat." Niall tried to persuade me.

I sighed. "More like you want something for you!" I called to him as I grabbed a packet of jelly beans out of the cupboard.

"Same thing!" Niall called back.

I went in and handed him the jelly beans and he immediately delved into the packet, most probably determined to finish the whole packet in record time.

"Well?" I asked.

"Well what?" Niall said, his mouth full of coloured mushed up sweets.

"How do I look?!" I shouted.

"Horrible." He replied, grinning at me.

"Lose the top and the jeans and take off your pants. Then you're fine." Louis advised me. I frowned as he said that.

"But then he'd be naked you douche." Zayn muttered.

"Exactly! That's what she wants to see!" Louis exclaimed.

I rolled my eyes and tried to contain a laugh from bursting out.

"Honestly now! How do I look?" I asked them seriously.

"Fine!" They all answered simultaneously.

"Anything else?" I asked. I wondered if they ever took into account or remembered my Daddy Directioner rules.

"Dont die. Don’t take drugs. Don’t do anything inappropriate. Don’t kill anyone. Don’t talk to strangers (That would be hard seeing as most of our dedicated fans were practically strangers to us). Don’t leave this location. Don’t get too drunk. Don’t come back really late and yeah yeah yeah blah blah." Harry recited and mimicked my voice, making everyone laugh including me.

"You missed out one thing...." I laughed.

"Oh yeah!" Zayn exclaimed.

"AND HAVE FUN!" Louis screamed and pushed me out of the door locking me out. God knows what mischief they'd get up to now that I was out of the house for the next couple of hours! Someone would probably end up dead or something and they might not even notice!

I started the short, easy walk up to the nearby cafe called the: Cuppa' House and shoved my hands in my pockets as I scuffed my feet on the ground. I really didn’t want to be noticed by a mob of fans at the moment. I wanted to put across a good impression to Paige so that she'd maybe consider dating me again. I certainly didn’t want her thinking that all the time she was with me there would be a load of screaming fans not far behind.

I walked into the cafe and took a seat on one of the comfy, velvety red chairs at the back. I was glad that I got here first. I didn’t want to have her waiting for me.

"Would you like to order anything?" A springy, curly haired, bubbly girl with a big friendly smile and a small notebook and pen in her hand asked me.