Lyaniet woke up to Antoinette mumbling curse words under her breath. She blinked and looked around. She knew who kidnapped them. She looked up and they were discussing things about their plan.
"In mere moments, less time than it takes for me to steal this scene...," mumbled Les, "This machine will change the weather patterns, I shall take possession of Big Momma's..."
"Big Momma's...," asked Antoinette.
"And all your friends will disappear forever, or longer," he laughed.
"Yeah well, there's one flaw to your plan," Antoinette said.
"Oh, really?," asked Les, "And what might that be?"
"I don't know. Isn't there always one flaw with these kinds of plans?," asked Lyaniet.
"Well, I'm off to measure the beach for a resort parking lot," he smiled.
"jesus christ," mumbled Antoinette.
"Do you think anyone will save us," asked Lyaniet.
"They did in the movie didn't they? I'm sure your knight in shining armor will come to rescue us," Antoinette said.
"I'm going to miss him," whispered Lyaniet.
"We only have one loose screw left, and then, we'll be ready to change the world," Les said.
"Do you really wanna do this," asked Antoinette.
"Ruin the lives of all these people," asked Lyaniet.
"Just because you can magnify the power of nuclear plutonium by 647 degrees," Antoinette said.
"Doesn't mean you have to," Lyaniet finished.
"What," asked Les.
"What? It's not like I never paid attention while you watched the movie," Antoinette chuckled.
"How did you know that? Who are you," he asked.
"We're from the future, and you're not real," Antoinette said.
"You're just a villain in a movie we got stuck in somehow," shrugged Lyaniet.
"No," he said.
"Yep," Antoinette said, while popping the "p".
"I'm nothing but a...," Les started.
"A flicker on a silver screen," asked Lyaniet.
"Yeah, pretty much," Antoinette said.
"Bad news, bad news, bad news," yelled his minion, "The surfers and the bikers have united together in order to destroy us and save you two."
"How's that bad news," asked Lyaniet.
"Bad news for you," his minion chuckled.
Soon, the group all came in and bursted through to save the two. Lyaniet smiled wide as she saw Butchy, while Antoinette smiled a bit looking at the characters.
" Lela," smiled Antoinette.
"Butchy," Lyaniet squealed.
"Anthony," Lela said.
"Lyaniet," Butchy said with a romantic sigh.
"Problem," yelled the minion.
"We are here to save you," Lela said smiling.
♪Surf surf crazy.
- Surf, surf crazy. - Surf, surf crazy.
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Biker Nor Surfer
FanfictionLyaniet, pronounced Linnette, was the granddaughter of the director who filmed West Side Story. Ever since she was little she always had an infatuation with Butchy, the brother of the main girl. She thought he was handsome. So handsome, and sexy too...