A Nerd Can Love A Thug!!

There we go

Kids:Heyyy Moma.
Me:Awww hey my babies
Jr:How you feeling ma.
Me:Im feeling better baby where is Dream??
Jr.:Mrs.Beyonce came and got her...
Me:Aww ok so you about to be 12 what you plan to do for your birthday.
Jr:To be honest moma nothing just chill with my family.
Me:Nothing planned at all..
Jr:Nawl ma im straight I just wanna chill ma..
Me:Ight baby if thats what you want thats what you get.
Jr:Thanks ma.
(FEW YEARS LATER)

Me:Good and August stay out my damn phone with yo ugly ass..(Laugh)
Aug:Stop trying to flex me guh im must not be to ugly you married a nigga and got kids with me...
Me:You did that yo pull out game is past weak baby(Burst out laughing)
Jr:(Laugh)Dang pops just like that.
Aug:(Smack his lips)Now why you lien like that girl you be wrapping yo lips around a nigga making me fall in love everytime.
Jr:Well since yall talking about been nasty and now that im 16 moma and dad I had sex.
Me:YOU DID WHAT???
Jr:I sleep with a girl..
Me:WTF IS GOING YOU IS NOT GROWN IM NOT FINNA BE A GRANDMA AT NO YOUNG AGE.
Jr:Ma cool it I put 3Condoms on a nigga aint trying to be no father and that will be my only time till I reach 18 other then that it straight mouth for them hoes.
Aug:Thats my boy make them give you that throat...
Me:Please jr. Just dont fuck no one else(Get teary)
Jr:Aww come on ma I didn't mean to it was an accident stop crying(Wipe tears).

Me:Its just that your growing up so fast all of you dream is 14 keem is 5 lord Im getting old..

Jr:Moma you only 33 and dad 32 old where....(GCO)

Dream:(Laugh loud)Yes girl She better watch her self cause when she bumped into me on purpose I wanted to box her then and there but I respect my parents wishes and don't fight at school but I got the H word I swear Nessa........Ion care if we use to be child hood friends Nessa that Bitch done crossed then line every since she reached middle school Nessa let me call you back bff or come over later cause I feel my temper coming on.....Ok Bye bff(End call)

Jr:Nawl ma let me talk to her..

Aug&Me:Thats why she so spoiled because of you.

Jr:Well.... Come outside with me Tinka
Dream:Whats good Bubba.
Jr:Who this bitch you go fight.
Dream(Mumble)Ivy...
Jr:Really Tinka why???
Dream:(Getting mad)Man Bubba every since that bitch  started haning with eastwest whatever the fuck hea name is she acting like them hoes run the world that bitch step on my shoes jr. And you know how I feel about those then she said you no good whore watch where you going I was this close(Sqeezing her fingers together) from grabbing her hair and nessa pulled me back just in time man(Getting really mad)..
Jr:Tinka is Bubba calm down for me look Nessa here.
Nessa:(Blush)H-Hey Jr.
Jr:(Wink)Wussup Ma ayy im going yo pick up Kevin wanna come ya'll...
Dream:(Smirk)OHHH I DO I DO....
Jr:Hell never mind I forgot you and that nigga liking each other...
Dream:Man come on Jr. You like Nessa and I don't complain...
Jr:Just a little I guess man lets go...