A Nerd Can Love A Thug!!

Would You know

(Listening to Aug Music)
Would you stay down for a nigga, times get bad stick around with a nigga
If I came home late, if I had a long day
Would you lay me on the bed, go to town on a nigga
Tell the truth, baby would you
Be the one I need, baby could you take all of me
If I call you are you down to ride, if fall down you be by my side
Girl I really wanna know, are you puttin' on a show
Is it really you for sure, if it not then let it go
Baby I ain't what you want, if you puttin' on a front
And you trynna blow a smoke, better fire up a blunt
Let it pass me, cause I'mma keep it real if you ask me
I'll let you know how I'm feelin', you'll see what my heart's revealing.

Me:(Sad)Wow

Aug:(Walk In )hey baby

Me:(Look at him deadly) Aug What this song was about huh.

Aug:Cool Ma for real I thought about that when we first got together so I just put it on an album I see that you ride with me now so don't worries about it ight.

Me:(Small Smile)Yea Where my babies.

Aug:Dream at Beyonce house Blue having a sleep over. Jr. At Tyga house with King.. but fat ass with me(laugh)

Me:(Hit aug)My baby not fat him chunky(Laugh).

Aug:Shittt whatever.

Me(Pick up Akeem)Heyyy Moma Chunky Monkey.

Keem:(Laugh)dadadadada

Aug:Wussup fat ass.

Me:(Laugh&Hit Aug) Don't play with my baby cause him bigger than you.

Aug:(Mush You head)Girl Boom let's go home babe.

Me:Omg Baby can we please get some Popeye's pleaseeeeee.

Aug:Yea ma fat ass want some chicken to huh.

Me:On my life when we get home and he go to sleep we go fight.

Aug:Na Ma why would you put that on your own life when you fighting me is no competition baby.

Me:Cause I'm go sock yo ass.

Aug:Ight we go see just know you putting your life in danger .

Me:(Laugh)Nigga Please.

Aug:(Kiss your lips)I love you baby.

Me: (Kiss him longer)I love you more my King.

Aug:(Look at Keem)awww my solider went to sleep on me.

Me:Did he eat when he was with you before I came.

Aug:Yeaa he had some of yo titty milk in the bottle.

Me:Sooo.. Shut up(Laugh) You Jealous.

Aug:Hell yea I can suck up on them till next month or whatever when you stop Breastfeeding him.

Me:Aug that's what I wanna talk about also I wanna stop breastfeeding him when he seven months.

Aug:That's fine with me baby long as my baby eating goood ma.

Me:Ok.

(pull up to Popeye's)

??:Welcome to Popeye's how may I take yo order??

Me:Yess can we get the 8 Chicken with 4legs and red beans and rice and Mash potatoes with 4 extra biscut please.

??:Well that be all(Attitude).

Me:(Breath loud)Yess Bitch

??:Total will be $14.50.

Me:Ohh about to tell this hoe about her self.

???:14.50??

Me:Bitch you better lower your tone you know who tf I am long time ago I would of whoop yo ass you know who my gang is disrespecting me and shit.

???:I-I-Im sooo sorry Mrs.Alsina.

Me:Yeah Bitch whatever hurry up and give me my food for it be cold.

??:Have a nice night Mrs.Alsina.
(pull off)

Aug:(burst out)I would have hit yo ass if I was her.

Me:Aug stop been messy she just not stupid she know who we be.

Aug:Yea yea Ig Yall was a little something.

Me(Laugh nigga Boom.)

(Tionna phone ring)

Me:Hello

???:Is this Mrs.Alsina
.

Me:May I ask who speaking.

??:This is Amanda I'm calling for a model and I just think your the perfect one.

Me:I would love to but let me talk to my husband about it first.

Amanda: Sure this Mrs.Alsina just call this number back when ever ...