Mrs.Awesometeacher: Class next week is a free week were the teachers have been given the opportunity to just have fun with you. So on monday is a show and tell. Bring in your pets please.
Monday
Mrs.Awesometeacher: Ok lightXqueenX what did you bring to school?
Me: I would like to introduce 2 things but one of my things has something else. I brought *jaz hands* my little sister and a Nippet!
(He is not single for all you dogs reading this. He has a girlfriend since they were about in kindergarten I think. Her name is Kricket and she lives in Utah now since they had a fight over witch house they wanted to live in.)
Me: Yah so this is my little sister.
Me: She is the most ferocious creature in the world. She and Nippet get along sort of. But she brought something else because it happens to think she is its mom. Presenting *more jaz hands* Baby Tarantula!
Me: She can make it bigger to! Plus she can tell it who to eat first if it gets mad!
Class: *starts walking away*
Mrs.Awesometeacher: CLASS!!!!!!!! Mr.President Why didn't you tell them to stop!
Bucktooth33: Because we are in this book where they kill me and a mad tarantula would be a nice way.
Little Sister: Get bigger Bluey! And eat Bucktooth33!
(x1,000,000)
Bucktooth33: AAAHHHHHH!! *gets eaten by tarantula*
YOU ARE READING
Killing A @Bucktooth33 Every Day.
HumorSo this is a story inspired by @Bucktooth33! Yah in school he said wouldn't it be funny if you like made a book about me dying and then coming back to life with you killing me everyday in the same circle? Yah I will try and update this every day but...