Just one click away (fawdz fanfic)

3) house decorators

"Dannnnnnn." Tony whined as Dan set his new dog on fire while I was laughing my little bum off.

"You know they always attack me." Dan reasoned.

"But he was chill." Tony complained.

"Tony, you know me well enough to know I always set your dogs on fire no mater what." Dan stated a very obvious fact.

"Is my dog alright?..." I questioned.

"If it attacks me it's going into flames. But for now it's chill." Dan responded.

"But.... But......... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaah!" Tony whimpered out a high pitched baby cry. Typical tony. Last night I read most of the comments from the first episode and surprisingly the fans didn't mind having a girl join the club.. Well the guys and some of the girls were okay with it, the others girls that totally have the hots for the boys are haters. They also may have left some hate but not like it hurts me, they're just jealous which they really shouldn't be it's not like anything is going to happen between me or one of the no matter how much I want it to.

They have the right to be jealous against the fact that I'm building with them and everything but not leave hate. It's not like commenting 'she sounds ugly', 'eew why is she with you guys and I'm not', 'skitscape is mine, lay off!' & 'she's a bitch' is going to change anything. It's like they think they can control the world, oh no you used cap locks on me, I'm now in your possession! It's good to know the boys have a fan club in their part.

"So in this episode we are going to collect a little more material and fancy our house up." Tony stated for the fans when we upload it.

"I was thinking a nice indoors balcony." Dan suggested.

"Maybe I could even build a bathroom. We're not going to use it but I mean it's decorative?" I commented, sliding my idea out there.

"We've never made a house with a bathroom in it so I think that'll be pretty cool." Dan agreed.

"Oh and the toilet can be an incinerator!" Tony suggested.

"That's actually a great idea, good thinking tony." Dan agreed once again.

"Yeah I could put a hatch over it and a button next to it. I like it." I stated.

Me and Dan went to mine while tony grabbed some more wood because to be honest you can never get enough wood.

I tried to look for iron more then anything. I mined 18 iron ores and killed a slime till I found a revine and hoped into a waterfall to the bottom with Dan not to far behind.

I sprinted along the jagged walls killing mobs, mining plenty of iron and few coal. I neared lava but my eye was caught by the diamond ore on the back wall.

"DIAMOND!" I shouted with glee.

"Niceeeee." Dan commented.

"Major freak out, never seen diamond before?" Tony chuckled.

"Well actually I've always wanted to find diamond myself..." I trailed off, focusing on making a cobble path to the diamond over the lava. Once I got there me and Dan floated the diamond ores out, which in fact there were 4.

"We can either make two awesome swords to kill mobs faster or one awesome pick axe and go to the nether." I suggested.

"I choose nether, that'd be good for episode 3." Tony stated.

"I agreed." Dan said.

"Diamond pick it is." I said happily. Me and Dan ran off back to the house. Well tried to before giving up and teleporting back home.

I started expanding the house while tony removed half of the upstairs closer to the door. Tony gathered up some more sand for glass which I used to make panes for the balcony instead of gates, making it look a lot fancier. Our beds were still united into a triple bed in the middle of the floor and this time we all had our own large chests for our belongings.

I deposited my most important stuff in mine as in my tools, fair share of food, iron helmet and boots. You know how Tony's favorite half is the top and fawdz is the bottom? Yah well I'm kinda both. I don't like the chest plate because It looks like a life vest in my opinion and the pants look like snow pants especially without the chest plate on. Besides helmets and boots take up the less materials.

"Why are you taking your armor off?" Tony questioned.

"Well were only going to be in the house this episode so I find it pointless to keep them on." I stated.

"Don't they gather fall damage too?" Dan asked.

"Well if they do I'd rather save them when were cave splunkin' or battling mobs. If I die in the house atleast my stuff is safe and close when I respawn." I said.

"Tony, this girl is very smart, I'm proud of you for finding her in bow spleef." Dan stated.

"Why thank you, I try." Tony joked.

"We should make a pool in the back, make our house very decretive." I suggested.

"A sploosh pool." Tony corrected.

"Yeah me and tony make a sploosh pool while you finish the bathroom." Dan said.

"I was thinking of making an awesome piston shower but I need a sticky piston and some redstone." I stated.

"Well we've got about 35 more iron ingots left, 20 redstone and some slime balls from the slime you killed in the cave." Dan stated.

"Perfect!" I exclaimed and made my way to the storage chest. "One of us should make a downstairs for all the storage chests.

"I'm on it!" Dan said and started making a downwards staircase. We all started doing our own thing, occasionally checking on each others work, although I was pretty much done in 3 minutes. After rating my work a 9.5 I went down to help Dan, eventually tony joined as well. The basement reassembled to the one in shenanigans.

"Is that an episode?" Dan asked.

"Yeah I guess so, well cya next time everyone bahhhhhhhh!" Tony said.

"Baiiiiii!" Me and Dan shouted in sync.

"Who's wants to join me in a game of bow spleef?" I challenged.

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"SUCK ITTTT." I shouted to tony who I just spleefed and won the game. This lead to me winning 15-7, poor tony and his ruined ego.

"You know what? I'm still good lookin." Tony bragged... Scratch that, nothing can destroy a boys ego.

"Guys and their egos..." I commented.

"OHHHHH you didn't deny how good looking I am." Tony remarked.

"It's not like saying you aren't will change your thoughts." I stated.

"That's very true." Dan agreed.

"Well I'm out for the night." Tony Said.

"Awww c'mon tony it's only 2:30am." I stated sarcastically, making tony chuckle. "Night tony, you leaving too Dan?"

"Night." Tony said and logged off minecraft.

"I'm not even tired and can't have you running around in sky grid alone dying every three minutes." Dan said.

"Okay that was once. And that's why I don't keep anything in my in inventory." I stated. "Plus I usually die when I'm hungry so I don't have to waste my food."

"I never thought of it that way.... But what about enchanting your tools?"

"Well it's not like there's a lot of things that will give xp in sky grid.. Unless you sit there just killing animals."

"I guess.... So you wanna join me in mine and Tony's private server?"

"Sure! But I'm probably going to get off in 30 my back is hurting me."

"Same."