Ike's Pov
"Aw! You look hot, for once!" Fiona squeals as she stares at me. I didn't let them come over, they just turned up and Kyle sent them to my room. Jeremy is laying on my bed, staring up at the ceiling. When Fiona squeals he looks at me, and his gaze lingers on me for a moment before his cheeks turn a light shade of red and he stares back at the ceiling.
"How long have you had these crappy stars on your ceiling for?" Jeremy asks, still staring. I shrug, than realise he's not looking at me and answer.
"For a while, I quite like them." Jeremy huffs and sits up, stretching.
"I still can't believe I made you look hot," Fiona mumbles. I look down at what I'm wearing. It's just a flannel shirt and black skinny jeans with a white undershirt. She has also stolen one of Jeremy's beanies, and after much protest from Jeremy I've been allowed to wear it.
"Are you saying I'm not usually attractive?"
"Well.. You do kind of look like a potato compared to Firkle," Fiona says, smiling guiltily.
"You make me feel so good about myself." I say, rolling my eyes.
"I think you look better than Firkle," Jeremy blurts out. As fast as ever, Fiona whips around to face him. She gets extremely close to his face and places her hand on Jeremy's forehead.
"I think you have a fever, because you just gave Ike a compliment." Fiona says, looking concerned.
"Shut up Fi," Jeremy states, standing up and walking towards the door. "Fiona, we should leave. Ike has a date, remember?"
"Yeah. He has a date with my boy, I want to wait and see what Firkle's going to be wearing." She says simply, sitting down on my desk chair.
"You need to get over this crush, idiot." Jeremy tells her, rolling his eyes.
"Says the one." Fiona mumbles, spinning in the chair.
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing!"
I shake my head and sit down on my bed, watching as the two bicker. A date with Firkle. It feels like our first date all over again. We haven't been out in so long, I hope it will go well.
"IKE!" Kyle calls me, I stand up. It's most likely Firkle. Fiona and Jeremy both shut up and Fiona rushes out of the room. Jeremy glances at me and we both follow her.I see that's she has a hand on her hip and she's fluttering her eyelashes as she talks to Firkle.
"Hey pretty boy. You here for Ike?" She asks
"Uh.. Who are you?" Firkl asks, confusion clear in his voice.
"You look really good tonight, why not ditch Ike for me?" Fiona says and she licks her lips.
"You whore." Jeremy states, grabbing the hood of Fiona's hoodie and walking past Firkle, out of the house.
"Oh come on!" Fiona protests and then they're gone.
I can finally see Firkle, and I can say Fiona was right about one thing. Firkle looks amazing. He's wearing black ripped skinny jeans and a black sweater, a leather jacket over the top.
His nails have been painted purple and so are his lips. His eyeliner is lighter than normal, making his blue eyes look brighter. Instead of his hair covering one eye, he has his fringe tucked behind his ear.
"Wow, you do look good." I tell him. He blushes and smiles
"So do you. You look different." He replies, cupping his hands in front of him.
"Yeah, Fiona helped me out."
"Is that the creepy girl?"
"Yep, now let's go!" I grab Firkles hand, leading him out of the house.
We continue walking down the street, hand in hand.
"So, where do you want to go?" Firkle asks me, smiling.
I look around at the shops around us. Even though South Park has improved massively since PC Principle arrived
There is hardly anywhere where I can go. Lots of the restaurants have a white and red sign on them, saying 'Canadians not welcome.'Before I can answer Firkle, the song Emperors new clothes by Panic! At the Disco sounds out. Firkle sighs.
"Sorry, it's my phone." He says while taking his phone out of his pocket and hanging up on the person before I can even see the caller ID.
"It's fine, I don't know where we can't go. Nearly everywhere isn't allowing Canadians." I sigh and Firkle squeezes my hand.
"Hey, it's fine. I think David's place is allowing Canadians. Tweak Bros is too." Firkle tells me.
So David's or tweak bros? I do not want to see David for a while, especially after walking in on him and Kyle.. Doing.. Unspeakable things.
"Tweak bros it is!"
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Splitting the date up into different chapers because I'm lazy and I don't want to type the rest out yet
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Illegal love (COMPLETED)(ikexfirkle) {SOUTH PARK}
FanfictionWith Mr Garrison banishing all Canadians from South Park, Ike's normal life changes. Most of the things everyone else can do, Ike can't. One of the main things is he can't be in a relationship with any American. His boyfriend of 4 months is taken aw...