Police Man: Hi There, why are you out here all alone
Boy: I have nowhere else to go
Police: Do u have a family
Boy: Yes, But they always beat me
Police: Anywhere else you can go?
Boy: Everyone else I know beats me to
Police: Well where are you going now?
Boy: To the Chicago Bears
Police: Why?
Boy: Because they never beat anyone!
(Thanks to EreriForever839 For this joke, FOLLOW HER :D)
