Cringe

How Do You Prevent Cringe From Spreading?

Cringe events happen on a regular basis. To prevent the negative effects of Cringe, please follow these steps:

Step 1: Think ahead. Is this person going to say or do something that may be cringy? Ultimately, having precognition will help you greatly.

Step 2: Intervene. Stop the person and tell them they are about to bestow "anguish and total devastation among everyone in the room" . If that doesn't work and they are about to say or do the cringy action, move on to Step 3.

Step 3: Change the topic. The person, instead of performing a cringy act, will consider doing something less cringy. Like talking about something else entirely, like the weather, politics, the economy or how much of a hunk Jung Koop from BTS  is. And if all else fails, move on to the next step

Step 4: Accept. The more cringe you are exposed to, the more resistant you will become. Be sure to resist the event to the best of your abilities, and don't be afraid to seek consultation after the event. If acceptance isn't possible move on to step 5

Step 5: Activate the MK Ultra Kill-switch. The automatic kill-switch code is usually triggered by a voice activated phrase which can be located on the back of the model below the designated serial number tag. For the most efficiency, manufacturers suggest making the excuse that "you want to take a look at their clothing brand" then speak the code loudly and clearly into the allocated microphone slot located in their right shoe. This should cause a manual reboot of the operating system, thus restoring it to the newest backup and aborting the cringe event entirely.