HELLO! I've been rewatching Phil's videos, and I came across THE HAUNTING, THE ABDUCTION qnd Z-DAY go watch those then come back and read these:
THE HAUNTING
My name is Lylia. One night, I was sleeping on my couch, when I heard a BOOM! it was coming from my toilet. I opened the door, and saw Dan Howell dead on the floor, covered in soy milk. I felt bored. I tried to escape, but then saw the ghost of Dan locking the door and making llama sounds. I threw a book at it, but it bounced off the wall and hit my hand. I died. In my new life as a ghost, I possess a Wand, and haunt Shawn Mendes.
THE ABDUCTION
My name is Lylia. One night, I was eating my favourite snack, phones, when the room filled with bright light and the smell of llamas. I was lifted into the air, it made my ear tingle. I was greeted by a terrifying alien. It looked like PewDiePie mixed with an alpaca, it kept screaming the word, 'Atrocious'. Then began the experiment. It took my leg and replaced it with a book. When I woke the next day I was no longer human, I looked fantastic. They mated me with Shawn Mendes in an egg sac, colonizing the alien world, I named it ''Llamaer''
Z-DAY
(I'm just gonne igbore grammar, it's hard on a laptop)
it's been 394 months since z day the infection began when justin bieber kissed the deseased goose on the butt. XD. my name is Lylia me and Phil have been living in the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING for 7 days one day, a zombie broke in through the back door where i keep my pencils i was butchering them with my trusty book untill I slipped and hit Phil in the temple in my shock, the zombie bit my hair off. I will spend the rest of my days wandering across Hogwarts, and devouring the living. it turned out the cure was an injection of pina colada...... BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
MISSED MWAH? NU? OKIE. BYE.
Hey sexy llamas! I'M ALLOWED ON EVERYWHERE BUT WATTPAD AND KIK AND INSTA. SO YEAH... NO INTERACTION WITH YOU GUYS! I LOVE YOU!
YOU ARE READING
The Random Book About Me
RandomHI. SO MY CAPS ARE STUCK AGAIN. AND TNIS BOOK IS BASICALLY WHERE I AM RANDOM. (BOB THE LLAMA AS COVER)
