The Random Book About Me

A Pillowtalk Parody

Hey there! No, I'm not dead, I simply forgot this existed lel.

So at the beautiful hour of four am, yesterday morning, I woke up with the sudden urge to write a parody of Pillowtalk... About cheese.

So, here it is!

Camembert,
We'll eat cheese and drink milk.
Lactose stuff,
I hope you're not intolerant.

I'm eating the cheese, decorating the pizza,
No gouda but you, gouda but me, goudas but us, goudas together.

I'd hate to eat blue cheese, tonight and always,
I'd hate to eat blue cheese with you. (x2)

So we'll eat all the cheese yeah,
A place to eat sone cheese, a place to drink the milk yeah,
Cheesy behaviour,
A place that is so cheesy, so white and so good.

Ain't no better cheese, better cheese, better cheese.
Eating in, pigging out,
It's a cheesy place, and it's a milk zone,
It's a cheesy place,
And it's a milk zone,

Cheesy talk,
My boarders, my cheescake,
Cheese eaters,
Then it's milk, it's chedar.

I'm eating the cheese, decorating the pizza,
No gouda but you, gouda but me, goudas but us, goudas together.

I'd hate to eat blue cheese, tonight and always,
I'd hate to eat blue cheese with you.

So we'll eat all the cheese yeah,
A place to eat sone cheese, a place to drink the milk yeah,
Cheesy behaviour,
A place that is so cheesy, so white and so good.

Ain't no better cheese, better cheese, better cheese.
Eating in, pigging out,
It's a cheesy place, and it's a milk zone,
It's a cheesy place,
And it's a milk zone.

'Cheesy place (x4)
Milk zone (x4)' (x2)

So we'll eat all the cheese yeah,
A place to eat sone cheese, a place to drink the milk yeah,
Cheesy behaviour,
A place that is so cheesy, so white and so good.

I don't know if I missed any lyrics lol.

Anyway, thank youuuu