Tony: May I ask WHY there's a hedgehog in my room?!
Steve: Well, we thought he'd be able to put up with you instead of us.
Natasha: And because it's cute.
Clint: did Natasha just use the C word?!
Natasha: Shuttup, Barton.
Clint: too late sweetheart, I screenshot it.
Bruce: Anyway! It's not like the hedgehog is going to cause harm, Tony.
Tony: It has freakin SPIKES on it and you're telling me it can't cause harm?!?!
Vision: I never thought Tony's greatest fear would be a hedgehog...
Tony: SHUTTUP!! Unless you want me to make him a science experiment, then I suggest someone gets him OUT!
Natasha: oh my god, Tony....
Thor: WHAT IS THIS HEDGEHOG THAT YOU SPEAK OF? THE SMALL WARRIOR WITH SPIKES??
Clint: Yes, Thor, that.
Tony: SEE?! He just called it a WARRIOR!!!
Clint: just Shuttup, Tony. Thor?
Thor: YES?!
Clint: can you get the warrior away from Tony?
Thor: I WILL DO SO WITH GREAT HONOR TO ESCORT A MIGHTY WARRIOR!!
Thor takes the hedgehog out of Tony's room and instead, puts him in Thor's room.
Vision: you really must face your fears, Tony.
Clint: Oh, We'll make him face his fears all right...
Skip to Tony waking up surrounded by exactly 647 hedgehogs wearing Thor costumes. Thor proudly leads them and yells "THE ARMY HAS ARRIVED!!!" Clint videotapes the whole thing, Natasha is laughing for the first time, Steve gets popcorn to watch, and Bruce, well, he didn't want to be there when Tony puts on the iron man suit and causes damage.
Steve: and we're keeping them all.
Tony: WHAT?!?!
Fury:..... Can I have one?
Tony: 0_0
NO HEDGEHOGS WERE HURT IN THIS EVENT.
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SonstigesFury: Welcome to the Avengers chat room! Natasha: As if we don't talk enough. Tony: heck no. Steve: LANGUAGE! Vision: Tony, you really should restrain yourself. Tony: THATS NOT EVEN A BAD WORD *facepalm* Steve: IT WAS IN MY DAY!! Thor : ARE THERE...
