Clint: so does anyone know how to cure a near immortal asguardian from a hurting belly?
Steve: *sigh*
Tony: belly? Really?
Clint: blame my kids. It's not a stomach, it's a BELLY.
Natasha: just give him soup. Doesn't that help anyone?
Clint: your talking about the guy who ate a whole aisle of a grocery store for dinner and you think chicken soup will help?
Tony: He's gotta point.
Natasha: Shuttup, Stark!
Steve: Vision? Any ideas?
Vision: I believe a Pepto Bismol is in order. According to my data base it should cure him.
Clint: Whatever. What's the worst that could happen?
20 minutes later
Clint: THATS IT! HIS VOMIT IS PINK AND I AM NOT TAKING CARE OF GOLDY LOCKS!!!
Thor: DO NOT INSULT THE MAJESTY OF MY LOCKS!!
Clint: are you kidding me......Bruce. Come. Now.
Bruce: why me??
Clint CAUSE YOUR A DOCTOR NOW GET YOUR GREEN BUTT OVER HERE!!
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AcakFury: Welcome to the Avengers chat room! Natasha: As if we don't talk enough. Tony: heck no. Steve: LANGUAGE! Vision: Tony, you really should restrain yourself. Tony: THATS NOT EVEN A BAD WORD *facepalm* Steve: IT WAS IN MY DAY!! Thor : ARE THERE...
