SkyMedia - Smut & One Shots

Sky Media - Dating a short girl.

Red :

Red would be so damn cute about it, like he'd never ever make you feel like you're too short or anything and like he would always take you in his arms and if you were too small to do something, like if you needed to reach a high cupboard and he'd see you struggle he'd immediately come to you and help you and of course you'd pout and be like "oh my I'm so damn short" and he'd take you in his arms and say something like "no you're not, you're the perfect size, you're perfect for me" and you'd smile and immediately feel better and like it'd be a bit embarrassing but when you'd come to visit him at the offices, when getting out of the car you'd have to jump a little because the step is so damn high and as soon as he'd see you do that, he'd start doing it too not to make fun of you but to make you feel better about it and he'd basically do everything he can to make you understand that it is okay and that he loooves that you are so small because he can be the big spoon and he'd always say there's nothing like waking up with you securely sleeping in his arms I'm crying bye

Max :

Now Max wouldn't really realize just how small you were until like one day you'd be lying in bed and both your head would be on his pillow and he'd suddenly lift himself up on his elbow and frown and like look at you from head to toe and you'd blush because you didn't know what he was thinking and then suddenly he'd let out something like "were you always that short?" and he'd ask you to stand up and he'd press his back to yours and start to laugh. Then he'd start to wriggle his butt against you and he'd be like "my butt reaches the middle of your back oh my god that's hilarious" and you'd be slightly annoyed because you always thought you were too small and it made you really self-conscious so you'd start to walk away or something and as soon as he'd see that he'd grab your arm and bring you to his chest and he'd give you the warmest hug and he'd be like "I didn't mean it in a bad way, baby" and you'd shrug and say something like "yeah there's just some days I'd like to be one of those sexy, tall Victoria secret's models you know..." and he'd lift your head up by placing a single finger under your shin and he'd cheekily smile at you and he'd be like "are you asking for me to remind you just how fucking sexy you are?" and you'd start to laugh and he'd roll his hips into yours and walk you to the bed and aaaaaah shush

Adam :

Adam would be such a dork but then again, when is he not? He wouldn't verbally joke about it but he'd be constantly teasing you by like pretending to not see you when you talk to him and he'd like search the room and eventually lower his eyes to your face and he'd be like "oh there you are" with a teasing smile. And then sometimes when you'd start kissing him he'd suddenly kneel in front of you and pull away for a second to say something like "sorry my back started to hurt" and then one day you'd be having a barbecue with all his family and you'd both be standing near the buffet, talking to his aunt or his uncle and you'd both be holding your plates in your hands and eating and suddenly he'd ask you not to move and he'd put his plate on the top of your head and start eating out of it and he'd mutter something like "hmm you're perfect baby" and you'd take the plate from your head and kick him angrily because he just humiliated you in front of his family but he'd take you in his arms and just laugh and his laugh is the best thing in the world so no matter how hard you'd try you wouldn't be able to stay mad at him and yeah you better be ready for Adam because he'd be a pain in the ass.

Ross :

Now Ross... Oh my, you better be 100% comfortable with your height because he'd make little comments about it all the damn time! Like non-stop! First thing in the morning: "didn't lose yourself in that big bed, baby?" and you'd fake laugh because that was the worst way of saying good morning and then you'd prepare breakfast for him anyway because what can you do you're crazy about this man and when you'd come back to the room with the tray he'd take the nutella and he'd look at you concerned and he'd ask "was it okay getting on a chair to grab that?" and you'd slap his chest because you were tired of his sick jokes and like you'd wear high tops when you go to conventions and he'd say something like "nah, still short" before wrapping an arm around your waist and leading you toward the door and yeah he'd be unbearably annoying BUT you knew that deep down he loved it because it gave him an excuse to always protect you from everything really ... Like whether it was boys or bees or whatever really he'd always have your back and each time you'd ask him about it he'd be like "well yeah, baby, you're so small, people could basically walk on you without even noticing, you do need a bodyguard and here I am" and you'd roll your eyes but boy was he cute and he'd love you so freaking much.

A/N: This was super easy to make because we all know they would make fun of you because of it.