"CAL WHAT IS IT!" I screamed running to the kitchen,
"IVE GOT MEH HAND STUCK IN THE GLASS JAM POT!" He said lifting his hand up, it looked like a boxing glove.
"OML HAHAHHAHA!" I laughed "WAIT! You were eating the jam?!"
"Yes!! NOW HELP!"
"Oh, Callumn,"
We took cal to the hospital and we sat down, people stared.
"Erhhm, why has this boy got a jam pot up his hand madam?" A lady asked,
"Oh Yearh, he likes jam miss, he got stuck." I said shaking,
"WONDERFUL!" She replied
"Excuse me?"
"Yearh I got a jam pot stuck up meh hand why is it wonderful," Callumn said confused and harshly offended but just licked the spare jam from the jar,
"HE CAN JOIN TEH JAM CLUB I HOST,"
"OML,"
"YASSS JAM YASS WHERES DA CLUB?" Cpk screamed,
"Here's a card be there Tomoz k jam thang?"
"KKKKKK"
*Callumn Knight, at room 4 please*
They managed to squeeze the jar of and we drove home just in time for nandos
"HOME!" I screamed loudly
"Lucy?" Oli said hugging me and cpk...
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Fiksi PenggemarIt was really early, I was woken by the most handsome boy, man... THING! In the Galaxy - Oli is this 'thing'. Oli ran in and awoken me shouting, "CHEEKY NANDOS FOR TEAAAAA LUCY!" "YAS OUR FAVORITE," I screamed back but my poofy hair went in my eyes...