Crack, smut. Bad, gravy (I was gonna say crazy, but autocorrect happened so I left it as gravy)
"Scooootttt!!!!" Said mr. Mitchie horny girl.
"I haz the problem!" He was upside down, hanging from the couch. Totally naked.
Scott walked in, but backed away in shock.
"Why are you naked?"
"Does it matter?"
Scott shook his head.
Mitch started wailing.
"I think I'm broooken!!"
Scott rolled his eyes.
"It's called "drunk as fuck" what's wrong?"
"Well it's just that my penis gets all red and swollen whenever you iz here mah noodle! I think it's allergic to you"
Scott blushed "uhuh..."
"Y u laff at me mah noodle?"
"Why are you talking like that? You sound insane."
"We should have sex. Maybe that will make my weewee not be allergic anymore! I'm a genius!"
And so they did.
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Scomiche Smut (And Sometimes Fluff)
FanfictionLots of smut, some weird stuff, some fucked up stuff, (some the readers love but I really don't like) some fluffy cute stuff, some sad stuff. But all scomiche
