Bubblegum Can't Art 3 *COMPLETED*

Jayfeather VS Yellowfang(NEW!)

Jaybae:
Yo, it's you against me

It's Jay-from the Power Of Three

I am back  from the past to fix your knees and crack some fleas

Things have changed since your time

There's a new omen in order

I'm hauling all your dusty flab to the Shadowclan border

I'm a god among cats

Don't cut me short for being blind

I can go through space and time and I can freakin read your mind!

Oh sure, you can "feel" the pain that others feel too

Guess it sucks to know your son and mate didn't give a $h¡t about you

Yellowfang:
Ho!

That's refreshing

Hearing words come outta your trap

That ain't comprised of "woe is me"

Or all your pining, whining, bull-crap!

Cut you short?

Nawh

You do that one on your own

Every day you sit and moan and groan and sound like papa crow

You're a sad little creeper

Walkin the dreams of sleepers

I've got this rap so far wrapped that I've already beat ya

Got a lesson to teach

So quiet down and listen up

Hun!

You might jump the clock

But I'm timeless son!

Jaybae:
Take a minute now and take a piece of your advice

You're the reason the four clans fell into Brokenstar's demise

You're the $lutty furbag thinking you can break all Starclans laws

That's a lot of kitten blood running a river at your paws

OH

It's all that smoke getting the best of your senses

And I see how your delusionment gets to your 'prentices

Farmed a couple sicklies down the very same path

You're so pitiful Starclan had to spare them their wrath

Yellowfang:
At least I save cats

You wouldn't know what that's like

Letting that poor boy scream in terror

'Neath the frozen sheet of ice

I'm like a Phoenix

And I'll be rising from the ashes

You'll spend the rest of your life lacking class and compassion

I've got more healing power in one claw than you do your whole body

Thunderclan embraced me, loved me, while your liked by nobody

You're in a relationship with a stick

You're a g0dd@mn angsty pr¡ck

If you don't get your own way you throw a frikken hissy fit

Why don't you take the time

To pull that stick outta your @$$

Skitter off you whiny baby

You've been clearly out-classed

Does it hurt?

Now that I've exposed your shortcomings

Oh, poor Jayfeather

Bet you didn't see that one coming