28 ways to get kicked out of the mall (edited)
1.Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the "hidden picture".
2.."Play" the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises
3.Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say "Domino's."
4.At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
5.Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
6.Test mattresses in your pajamas.
7.If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.
8.Show people your driver's license( if you have one) and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
9. ask the woman at the shoe shop,"honestly, do you think these sandles make my butt look big?"
10. Pretend the ATM is a slot machine. Scream "Jackpot!" everytime it spits out a twenty.
11 .pick out a glam, expensive dress,then try to charge it on your library card.
12. try to organize a square dance in the middle of the mall
13. stand at the bottom of a staircase and scream "Somebody call the maintance.This escalator is broken."
14. attempt to buy a $7.00 item of clothing with loose pennies.
15. Where your pj's to the mattress store, lie down on the biggest, softest bed , then ask one of the clerks to read you a bed time story.
16. see how many chunky wool sweaters you can pile on at once before passing out.
17. buy a mask and snorkle then take a dip in the fountain.
18. use sample perfume bottles to "mace" shoppers buying items you want.
19. walk around with a pooper scooper and ask people "have you seen my pet pit bull?"
20. attempt to organize a game of tag in one of the stores
21. slow dance with a manniquin at the tuxedo shop.
22. stick gummi bears all over your face then charge into the candy shop and demand that they set your fellow gummies free.
23. put metal clips in your hair, then yell out"My head's picking up HBO!"
24. attempt to build a leaning tower of cd's at a music store
25. say to people going into T.G.I.Friday's "cant you read a calender? its wendnesday we're closed"
26. pretend the escalator is a roller coaster. wave your arms above your head and scream "Faster Faster!"
27. Hide inside a sleeping bag and scare the crap out of unsuspecting patrons at Eddie Bauer.
28. buy some bath and body works and take a bubble bath in the mall fountain.
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HumorFunny ways to get kicked out of Walmart, McDonalds, and the Mall. Warning: These possibly could get you kicked out and could cause embarrassment, strange looks, and/or crazy laughter. So if you actually do try them, try at your own risk, and remem...
