Back to school! because my legs fell of during my locker mishap i grew wings out of my butt so now i can fly class to class. when i reach my fifth hour class i realized that i left my personality in my locker! i'll just have to do without then. math is hard but its good not having common sense because you cant breath.
While eating lunch on the ceiling i found out that my phone was in my pocket and could get taken away from me! so i keep it hidden in my rolls of fat. if any teacher wants to get it from my they will have to reach four feet into my fat to retrieve it.
In choir we sang 'little bunny foo foo'. it was so much fun. we laughed the whole. I kept my music stand on someones head and every time they hit the wrong note i cut their head off. I never got a detention because they fear me. tremble in fear as i walk apon them. Idgaf.
When i arrive to our apartment the roof is off.
"What happened?" i ask.
"A miracle! the roof had a baby!"
"Really?!"
"Yes! but it kinda ate your dad so i shot it!"
"You shot it!?"
"No, i have it a shot and it got so drunk and died."
"Oh thats wonderful mom!"
I cant go to sleep, im to tired. well i hope tomorrow is better!
