He is back (a SlyFoxHound and SCMowns fan fiction)

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-Sly!

Sly turned around. He knew that voice. It was him, STEVEN. 

-STEVEN! WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK? HOW'D YOU GET BACK?

-I got some help from my buddy Kevin. He had some roses that I gave him. They were the key to revive me! And now I'm HERE! I'M HERE, SLY! AND I'M SORRY! I'm sorry for everything. For creating TFU, for stealing your Mew and for killing Aleks. I'll make up for it, I PROMISE!

-Steven, I don't believe a word of what you just said. YOU COME HERE AFTER ALMOST DESTROYING THE WORLD AND KILLING ALEKS AND EXPECT FORGIVENESS? That's what you're doing, Steven? Well, no! NO! NO! NO! You are not allowed to enter Guam!

-You're not the mayor, Sly...

-THE MAYOR'S DEAD! Aleks gave me the shades and...

-Oh yeah, can I see those shades?

Sly was frustrated. What was he going to tell Steven about the shades.?

-You want to...umm...see the shades? Well...erm...

-You don't have them, do you?

-They were Aleks' shades. He gave them to me to be the Pokemon master when I face you. It worked, Steven, you lost. I threw them into the lava. Symbolically, I have those shades! I'M THE POKEMON MASTER! I AM THE MAYOR OF GUAM! AND YOU, TRAITOR, GET THE FUCK OUT OF GUAM RIGHT NOW!

-You know, Sly...maybe, symbolically, you have the shades. But, under that lava there was a secret basement of the tower. THE SHADES WERE NOT BURNT BY THE LAVA!

-You mean you have them?

Steven pulled out the shades.

-You mean these?...

-MOTHERFUCKER! GIVE THEM BACK!!!

-No, Sly...I am now the Pokemon master... said Steven putting the shades on.

-STEVEN! YOU LOST FAIR AND SQUARE! GIVE ME THOSE SHADES, NOW!!

-Why don't we battle for them, Sly? You got your Mew back...

-Ok, Steven. If I win, I get the shades and you get the fuck out of Guam. If you win...

-I'll be the ultimate Pokemon master and nobody will ever be able to get these shades. EVER!!

-Ok, let's do it... 

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