Another Zodiac Book

The Signs and How They Roast

Aries: They'll roast someone mainly about their stupid actions and then karma will come after them as soon as the words leave their mouth and smite their ass

Taurus: They usually start to roast someone after losing an argument and talk about embarrassing things the other person did to save their pride

Cancer: They are the ones that low-key roast everyone and are never caught

Leo: They are the type to have everyone in the area watch them roast someone and are more extra than needed by doing actions to correlate with it

Libra: They would be the ones to have their whole squad behind them against one person while roasting

Scorpio: They just give a look at the person and say "Boi" and everyone in the class would go crazy

Virgo: They would use their intelligence and call them words that no one else understands but it still sounds fire so everyone would still cheer

Capricorn: They are the ones to roast people by calling them products found in food or by calling them a skin condition like "Lipoma"

Sagittarius: They are the types to accidently stumble in a roast off and get flamed to the max

Gemini: They the ones to call someone "Snicker doodle looking noodle" and laugh so hard thinking their shit was clever

Aquarius: They'll be the ones to just spew cuss words since they don't know how to roast

Pisces: They are literal angels so they don't roast they compliment
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jk they are the ones that actually roast properly with no flaws at all