The Signs and Their Strange Addiction

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Aries: Beating up people. It doesn't matter who they are or their age, they'll fight anyone.

Taurus: Pie eating contests. This isn't a suprise tbh. It's not even that strange for them.

Cancer: Going to poetry slams. They are pretty emo so I can't argue.

Sagittarius: Eating deep fried things. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it's deep fried, they'll eat it.

Scorpio: Watching midget porn. Don't ask.

Virgo: Listening to metal and opera mixes. It makes them feel "dangerous."

Libra: Dance with pantsu on their head to anime openings. Weird sons of bitches Libras are.

Capricorn: Talking to theirself. Everyone does this but they do it so often and so realistically that it gets to the point where it's creepy.

Pisces: Tripping people. They may seem like angels but they are evil on the inside.

Aquarius: Watching Disney Junior. They love Jake and the Neverland Pirates

Gemini: Puns man. They got puns for days.

Leo: Fun houses. But mainly because they like to look at themselves.

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